This is my first Max fic. It's The guide to Iggy. I started writing this for no reason. I started with Ch. 2 can be read alone or with first ch. when i actually write it. Max POV [...Fang
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10 Ways to annoy Iggy!! (What not to do, if you value your life)
OK, Max here. This is our guide to Iggy part 2. Chapter 1 has not been written due to a dumbass writer (A/N: Hey!!!)
Anyway, Let's get started.
Number 1
Never tell him he can't come with you on some great adventure. It's like 'Blind Man's Wrath'. You will die. Well, maybe. It all depends on if he makes a bomb or not, and how close you are to said bomb.
Number 2
IF you ever say, "I'm not touching you," and just barely touch him, He will punch you. No doubt about it. Last time I did it, I had a broken nose for, like, 2 weeks. [Dumbass.
Number 3
If you're bad cooking or have never cooked before, don't start around Iggy. He will, more than likely, burn you. He may just ask politely to take over. It depends on his mood and your skills. [Exactly why I never cooked.
Number 4
Don't shout. It's that simple. You do not want to see Iggy with a headache because you just accidentally yelled in his ear. Even though he's 5 feet away, he still gets a really bad headache. Just trust me, it's not pretty. [She is not kidding kids.
Number 5
Never, ever play 'Try to piss the blind guy off'. That resulted in 5 very injured bird kids and 1 whimpering scotty dog. [Although I have to say I kicked ass. FANG!!! I'm writing[I've been writing the whole time. Oh Dammit! On to Number 6!!
Number 6
Don't make out with someone unless there are a few walls between you and Iggy. He usually ends up hearing everything, then shouting something like "Would you two shut up?!" Thus ending make out party. Anything to say to that Fang [...Were you talkin about us there? Yes. [... Ha! I finally shut him up!
Number 7
Please heed this warning! Don't tell him no when bomb making is mentioned. He in response make one bigger and more dangerous than the original bomb in question. HA! Fang still hasn't said anything[...
Number 8
Don't move the furniture without telling him first. He will fall and probly try to knock you out. [Tue dat homie. What the fuck[I don't know. The author is retarded (A/N: Grrrrrr...)
Number 9
When he twitches like he just heard something, don't ask him if his spidey senses are tingling. Or his 'blindey senses'. [You actually did that? Yeah...it wasn't pretty. [I can imagine.
Number 10
Do not, I repeat, do not, point and ask "Did you see that?!" He will growl and try to blind you himself. It's quite funny actually. [wow...
OK! That was Our guide to Iggy ch. 2! 10 Ways to annoy Iggy (Unless you value your life!) [... BYE!!!
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Well, I hope you liked it. Sorry if there's much OOC-ness. I know Fang talked a lot. K Well, Until I decide to post ch. 1!! ttyl!!!!!! SORRY for grammar issues!!
