Title: Complicated Love

By: DeviousBunnie

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Remember, this is fan fiction. It never really happened, and if you flame me for writing crappy stories, remember, no one ever made you read it.

Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto.

Chapter 1: Gone Undercover, Be Back in 20!

"Shikamaru!!" shouted the hyperactive kyuubi known as Naruto, trying to catch up with him.

"What d'you want?" he sighed in his lazy way.

"I heard that the girls are going on a picnic at the park today. Up for some spyin?"

"Heh," he chuckled, "As much as a good idea that is, I can't. Asuma's taking Chouji and me out for barbecue today. Since Ino's going to that picnic, I have to be there before Chouji gets himself sick again. Troublesome."

"Awww. Well, if ya have any time, meet up with Kiba, Neji, and I."

"Whatever," He sighed, blankly staring at the sky.

"Hehe. BELIEVE IT!" Naruto said in his oh-so-annoying way.

That Naruto is getting himself into more and more trouble every single day, He thought, what a complete idiot, that Naruto.

"Shikamaru! Hurry! We're going out to eat now!" shouted the chubby old Chouji.

"I'm coming, I'm coming. Jeez. How troublesome."

"KIBA-KUN!! THEY'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE!!" shouted Naruto, as he banged on Kiba's front door.

"You idiot. I'm right here," said Kiba, standing right behind the fool.

"Ahha-ha, I knew that all along, I was just...testing if you knew!" fibbed the Kyuubi, trying to cover the truth with a grin.

"Yeah...right..." Kiba said, glaring at Naruto as if he were a complete lunatic in his underwear.

"Let's get going to Neji-san's before we lose the girls. We'll need to know where they are to spy on them, right?"

"Duh." Replied Kiba.

On the way to Negi's, the two found Lee and himself training somewhere in the forest. Lee was kicking trees to test his strength as usual, and Neji was testing his Byakuugan.

"Hey, Neji!" yelled Naruto loudly, "The girls are leaving! We're gonna go now."

"One sec," stalled Neji, using Byakuugan one last time.

"BYAKUUGAN!"

"We're leaving..." complained Naruto, heading toward the direction of the park.

"Alright, alright." He said, giving in.

"Hey, where're you guys going?" asked Lee.

"Spyin on girls at the park. Why? You wanna come?" grinned Naruto.

"As much as I would, I don't think it's really righ--"

"—Oh, come on! Have a little man in ya!" teased Kiba.

"Fine." He sighed, also giving in.

"ENOUGH OF THE STALLING! CAN WE GO ALREADY?!" complained Naruto impatiently.

The four guys stalked the girls endlessly, hiding outside shoe stores, accessory shops, and other girly places. Hiding behind bushes, trees, and anything else they could use to cover themselves.

"GAHH! I'm getting tired of this! How long does it take to go to one simple little park?!" mumbled Naruto in a hushed tone.

"What was that?" asked Tenten as she whirled around to look where Naruto had been ducking under a bush.

"Nice going, Einstein." Scolded Shikamaru.

"Shikamaru?!" Said Naruto, surprised that he showed up.

"—SHHH!!!" Shushed the whole crowd of guys, trying hard to listen to whatever the girls were saying.

"Well, if it isn't the old genius himself. I thought you said you weren't coming." Smirked Kiba.

"Chouji got over-excited and choked down four at once. The idiot almost choked, but somehow managed to swallow them all down. It's amazing what he can fit down that tube he calls an esophagus." Chuckled Shikamaru silently. "Asuma finally put his foot down and told Chouji it was enough."

"Ohhh." Said Naruto, trying to look very interested on the topic, but failed.

"I think it's coming from over there!" pointed out Sakura, gesturing toward the area they were concealing themselves in.

"SHIT!" whispered Naruto, trying not to let the girls hear.

Like the story so far? I know, it's crap, don't flame me!"
If you're one of the few who actually like it, BLESS YOU!! 'xD
This took a while to write out, and my fingers hurt like hell, but I do admit, it was fun writing it
:D
Keep asking yourselves these questions:

What's gonna happen next?

Are they gonna get caught?

Is Naruto gonna get slapped?

You'll just have to wait and find out, then!
(I'm actually typing out the next chapter right now..D:)