The paper is all rampled and covered in ink spots. Some places of the letter are burned, like little pieces of burning wood were falling on it. Mike Teavee's signing is bolded and there's a skull in the left corner of the paper. What kind of strange letter is that?

"Hello, little freaks! Mr. Wonka asked me to congratulate you with such a pointless event as New Year. It would be a complete waste of time if your parents didn't give you presents, among which there could be some cool video games. Of course if your parents aren't such retards as you are. Knowing that you aren't able to reach high levels, it's much better to give all your cool staff to me.

If you read this thing you're not hopeless. Know why, know why? Cause this thing is in the monitor of your computer, so I guess you stupid people are smart enough to turn it on! Duh! Man, even an oompa-loompa is smart enough to do it, and they are the… (this place is crossed by someone else's pen: maybe Charlie's. But you can still guess that there are some sentences like" lowest IQ ever" and "they should die as soon as possible") Anyway, I will eat a whole Wonka bar if you prove to me that someone is cleverer than me. What am I talking about? Even Charlie is less clever than me, and he was able to win a factory!

Now, what to wish to you… Merry Christmas? What kind of wish is that! I wish you a freaky New Year and no to get pulled through the Taffee-puller. This really bites. Violet and Veruca got drunk and try to fire a Christmas tree. Never do it with matches, kiddies: gasoline and lighter are much better, ha-ha!

Ok, I gotta go now! This taffee-puller thing really begins to get on my nerves. Stop jumping on me, you little oompa-loompa freaks! I'm not some kind of trampoline or something! Just because I'm so flexible doesn't give you opportunities to use me as your toy! What if I get torn? My death will be so painful and dramatic… I'm sure you'll regret it. You'll be left without you cool trampoline. Charlie, help me already! Oh. The girls have already lit the tree. Charlie is trying to stop the fire until Wonka is here. Good luck boy! I'm going to watch this performance. Bye, dweebs! And remember: don't even think about trying to outsmart Mike Teavee!"