Okay, the moment my dad started joking around about 24, I knew I had to do this fanfic. This is pretty much just a totally silly version of 24. It takes place AFTER season 1, (so Terry's dead) and basically, the before-story info is: Jack Bauer has quit CTU and is now trying to be a normal dad. Yeah, not working out so well. Anyway, see the insanity yourself in… *drum roll* 24: Battle Of The Teachers
Time: 5:00 P.M.
Place: Kim's Classroom
"Mr. Bauer," said Ms. Allentosha, Kim's teacher. "why have you called this meeting with me?"
"Because," said Jack menacingly. "I want to know why my daughter got a B on her test!"
"Well, she didn't answer all of the questions correc-"
"TELL ME WHY!"
"Beca-"
"If you don't tell me this instant, I will be forced to make your first name, Sally, public!"
"But, Mr. Bauer, I-"
"I see you're not talking. Well, time for drastic measures. See this?" said Jack, holding up one of the school's pencils.
"Yes."
"If you do not talk, I will be forced to destroy this pencil!"
"Mr. Bauer, I have been trying to explain to you, that-"
"I didn't want to have to do this, but I must." Jack took the pencil in between his hands, and snapped it in half.
"Mr. Bauer, I must ask you to leave this instant!" Ms. Allentosha sounded angry.
"Fine. But I will be back!" With that final quote from Terminator, Jack walked out the door, and headed for his car. Ms. Allentosha shook her head.
"That man is crazy." she concluded.
Time: 6:30 P.M. (same day)
Place: Kim's Classroom
As Ms. Allentosha sat at her desk, she heard a knock on her classroom door. "Come in!" she said.
The door was kicked open, and she saw men in suits walking in, with the letters, S.W.A.T. on their chests.
"What the…? The S.W.A.T. team? Why are they here?" she asked out loud, feeling faint. Behind the S.W.A.T. team, was none other then Jack Bauer.
"Jack! I should've known this was your doing!" Ms. Allentosha screamed.
"I had to do, what I had to do." replied Jack. "I will do anything to protect my daughter's grades."
"Search the room!" said one of the S.W.A.T. team members, motioning to the others.
Ms. Allentosha was shaking with anger. "Jack Bauer!" she screamed. "You will pay!"
And that's all the craziness for now! But there will be more soon, I promise!
