Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, otherwise Maxwell would be chained to my bed by now.
[camera shows the gundam boys playing Black Jack round a table]
Quatre's voice: Smile everyone!
Duo: looks up from his cards Heeyyy...that's a cool looking camera.
Wufei: Hit.
Trowa: flips a card to him
Heero: simultaneously smacks him
Wufei: I meant the CARD, Yuy!!!!
Heero: Common mistake.
Duo: Come on, Quatre, join us.
Quatre's voice: No, I'll film you guys. laughs
Duo: Okay...hm. Hit.
Trowa: flips a card to him
Heero: smacks him as well
Duo: HEE-CHAAAAN!!!!
Heero: Sorry.
Wufei: He looks almost gleeful when he says that.
[camera on: showing Quatre and his Gundam...upside down]
Quatre: Um...very good, Duo, but...you have to turn the camera.
Duo's voice: Whoops.
[camera turns]
Heero's voice: Idiot.
[dark room...camera moving closer Heero's sleeping face]
Heero: Snzz....wha-? blinks and wakes up
Duo's voice: Ehehe...good morning.
THUD. BAM.
[camera crashes to floor]
Voices:
"OMAE O KOROSU, KONO HENTAI!!!"
"Aw, c'mon, you look so peaceful and angelic when you're sleeping!! I just wanted to capture it!"
"WILL YOU MORONS SHUT THE HELL UP, WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!"
"NOO, MY CAMERA!"
"I swear, I have dysfunctional teammates..."
BZZSH
[camera focuses on a drowsy Heero at the breakfast table]
Quatre's voice: Ohayo, Heero!
Heero: Mmf. glares
Quatre's voice: You look tired.
Heero: Couldn't sleep.
Quatre's voice: Why?
Heero: Maxwell.
Duo's voice: Oh, so everything's MY fault, is it?
Heero: Shut up, Maxwell.
Duo: comes into view And who was the one who sold all my X-Men comics away?
Heero: snaps Well, YOU ripped up my favourite Wing Zero boxers!
-pause-
(aside from several guffaws coming from Wufei in the living room)
Duo: Uh...
Heero: flushing slightly I'm going back to bed.
Duo: You do that.
Quatre's voice: Um...Duo? Did you really?
Duo: Don't ask.
BZZSH
[camera on]
Quatre's voice: Okay...say hi, Trowa!
Trowa: blinks ...hi.
Quatre's voice: Why don't you tell us what you're doing?
Trowa: Nothing.
Quatre's voice: Um...as in...seriously?
Trowa: shrugs Nothing.
[camera moves around room]
Trowa's voice: There's nothing interesting in here, Quatre.
[camera zooms into a picture of Catherine in a red bikini]
Quatre's voice: Oh GOSH, Trowa, what on earth-
[camera fzzss, then shows the wall of the corridor oustide]
Trowa's voice: And stay out.
SLAM.
BZZZSH
[camera on, zooming into Wufei]
Quatre's voice: A few words, Wufei?
Wufei: Pet topic. Justice. clears throat
Quatre's voice: Um...only a few words...
Wufei: JUSTICE IS THE ONLY RIGHT PATH IN LIFE AND IF YOU DON'T-
[camera off]
Author's notes: Sort of my first GW parody fic…please R&R, thanx!
