Post Ascension Boredom
By: Calypso
When Daniel gets bored, he starts to meddle in the lives of his unascended friends, and when he starts to meddle… (S/J) This one may actually be funny.
AN - This is what happens when I get bored while in class, very different from my usual writing style.
Disclaimer: Danny isn't mine yadda yadda yadda, you know the drill.
Spoilers: Enemies, Meridian, and Abyss
Danny's POV
Bored….Bored…..Bored…….. GAHH!
Geez, who would have known that being ascended could be so dull.
You'd think that being almost omnipotent would be a tad more entertaining.
What I wouldn't give for a Goul'd invasion just now.
Heck, I'd be happy to be rolling a tennis ball around with Jack on a Tokr'a ship.
Or seeing whether I could use more big words than Sam in a sentence just to annoy Jack.
Or explaining Earth colloquialisms to Teal'c.
Or even letting Janet's nurses stick me full of needles.
Or… Or…
Or battling replicators… well ok maybe not but… but…
Oh alright! So I just miss them!
I mean, sure being ascended is great.
All of the cultures and knowledge I have access to is astounding, in fact it's… well it's… GREAT!
It just gets a little boring sometimes…
Not to mention lonely…. after all, what's the fun of finding artifacts if I can't share the discovery with Sam? Or drive Jack nuts by showing him my new 'rocks' as he calls them.
And besides, I miss Janet…. I mean hey, I miss them all!
I checked out my place last week, loved what Teal'c did with the candles.
Loved the fact that he's reading all those books I've got.
Wanted to kill him for locking all my artifacts in that storage closet.
At least Jonas didn't get my lab,
I think.
Maybe I ought to go check that out… then again maybe not.
I could go take a look around base though…
I mean if my friends don't see me at the SGC I'm not technically meddling, and if they don't talk to me while I'm there I'm not technically breaking any rules.
Now how to get there…
Well I'm in the Sun just now, Sam always wanted to know what it was like in here, after this I can definitely say that she's not missing out on much. Guess I'll just wish myself over. Closing eyes
Wishing… wishing… wishing…
Opening eyes and… Wahoo! SGC infirmary, never thought I'd be so glad to see it.
Oh look, the new guy, I mean Jonas is getting a physical… hahaha! Nurse Owens huh? Poor Guy!
Now, let's go see what Sam's got in her lab.
Naquada reactor, naquadria alloy, gadgets and gizmos, oh my…
Is that Jack?
How'd she get a picture of him uh…
I mean I knew she liked him but….
Better put that back where it came from.
Sheesh…
Who knew Sam had a thing for - oh hey is that the statue I used to keep in my lab?
Nice to know she likes it.
Wonder if she realizes it's a Babylonian fertility god.
Nah, if she did she wouldn't be using it for a paperweight.
Wonder how Jack's doing.
Think I'll go check out his office.
Glad to see it's as empty as ever.
Seems he took one of my statues too.
Wonder if he knows that it goes with the one in Sam's office.
Oh look team photograph. Wish I had a copy…
Wonder what's on his computer… amazing that I've actually missed Microsoft.
See, it's not that I can't touch things, I just can't be visible at the same time.
Now, to turn the computer.
Jack's password… oh that's easy.
It's Samantha of course.
Hum let's see…
E.mail,
Half finished mission report,
Oh look a photo album.
Team photo,
Teal'c in a cowboy hat
Another team photo and…
Dear Lord!
Blank
Blank
Don't think
Oh God!
Sam…
wearing THAT!?Yikes, ok next page.
Still Sam… at least she's in uniform this time and not… ok I'm not even going to think about that one.
Hum… Geez, Sam would kill him if she ever found this.
Especially that first photograph. If she ever saw a copy of that…
Hey…
Copy…
Hehe… *mental snickering*
I think I'll just borrow this photograph for a moment.
Make a slight detour at Sam's office….
Ha! Machine room, glad to know it's still here.
Good no one's around now,
Photo copy 1
Photo copy 2
Now should I leave it in their offices?
Nah… Jack would never find his and Sam would probably miss hers since she gets to work the moment she steps in there.
I know, mission briefings!
Where would those be?
Oh, Hammond's office.
Here they are.
All done!
Wish I could stay and admire my handy work.
Better not, don't want to test my luck too much.
Still miss them though,
Maybe I'll come later.
Back to the sun…
Nah, maybe Abydos.
Nice and warm here,
Hum, maybe I'll let the wind blow me around a bit.
Nothing quite as comfy as that, it's like finishing a mission report early, knowing that the rest of the day is yours.
Mission reports… Hammond's office…
Wait a minutes… Jonas was getting a post mission check up.
Those weren't mission briefings they were…
Oh Crap!
Jack and Sam are gonna kill me.
Oh wait a minute, they can't.
Whew!
Guess being ascended isn't so bad after all.
*Fini*
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