It was time for the oscars at The Anderson household. Bonnie Anderson was getting ready. She got in front of the TV with her folks and her toys: Woody the Cowboy, Buzz Lightyear The Space Ranger, Jessie the Cowgirl, Rex the T-REX, Trixie the Triceatops, Hamm the Piggy Bank, Slinky Dog, Bullseye the horse, Mr. Pricklepants the hegdehog. Chuckles the clown, Buttercup the unicorn, Dolly the rag doll, The Peas-In-A-Pod and The little Green Aliens.
While Bonnie was in the bathroom, and her parents were getting snacks, the toys talked.
"So, Which movies do you guys think will win which awards?" said Woody
"I am not sure." said Buzz
"If You ask me, Harris might have the whole thing rigged!" said Buttercup
"What are you talking about, Buttercup?" said Rex "Neil Patrick Harris doesn't have the thing rigged. Does he?"
"Of Course not, Rex!" said Woody "Buttercup, why would you think that?"
"I don't know." said Buttercup
"How about you, me and Hamm make a bet, Butterup?" said Mr. Potato Head
"What kind of bet, Potato Head?" said Buttercup
"If Big Hero 6 wins Best animated feature, You have to give the Aliens pony rides till the end of the month." said Mr. Potato Head
"Hoo-ray!" said The Aliens
"Okay, Deal. And If How to Train Your Dragon 2 wins, I don't have to do quact. And YOU have to let me wear your hat till the end of the month." said Buttercup
"Deal, And If The Box Trolls wins, I'll give each of you all my coins." said Hamm
"DEAL!" They said
"I hope The Lego Movie wins best original song!" said Trixie
"Hey, Woody. I'll put if you, me, Buzz, Rex, Potato Head, Hamm and the aliens started in three movie that all got nominated for the best original score oscar, the first one would lose, and the second one would also lose, but the third would probably win." said Slinky
"Lego propably won't win" said Woody
"Why not? Frozen got luckily." said Dolly
"So did Aladdin and The Lion King." said Mrs. Potato head
"Some movies ain't so luckily. Like some of the toys back at Sunnyside whe Lotso was in charge." said Chuckles
They all froze
"Rio didn't win." said Slinky "And do you know why?"
"No." said Mr. Pricklepants
"Because it ripped off Shrek." said Jessie
"Yep!" said Slinky
"Ripped-off? What do you mean?" asked Mr. Pricklepants
"It copied it! We get it, Blue Sky! You watched back movies in 2001!" said Jessie
"Still nice stories of love though." said Buzz, Grabbing Jessie's hand
Jessie looked at Buzz and smilied.
"I hope Tom Hanks hosts next year." said Woody
"Tom Hanks? What about Tim Allen? Wouldn't make a great host?" said Buzz
"How did we go from wondering which movies will win which award to who hosing next year?" said Dolly
"Maybe Wallace Shawn should host." said Rex
"The giants are coming!" said The Aliens
The toys knew the Bonnie and her parents were coming and froze. Bonnie's mom turned on the TV.
"Showtime." whispered Mr. Pricklepants
