Megamind fanfic

A/N: So here's the deal with the rating. I believe in a chain is only as strong as its weakest link, which means a to me that a story is rated by its worst/best/dirtiest/darkest chapter. If there's one sex scene? The whole story's rated M, even if the rest should be rated T. There will be violence, sex, swearing, and general normal grittiness in this story. Almost all of it will be PG-13, but when those few scenes I do require an M, It's going to be forewarned to you. For now, I'm posting this unedited. I will look at any reviews and see if they think I need to keep or remove certain scenes (mostly the few sex scenes I will do) and act accordingly, removing those scenes that are deemed overall unnecessary.

Prologue

"You foul fiend! You'll never get away with this!"

"Muwahahahahahahaha! Oh I think I'll do more than get away with it. When I'm done this time, I'll be the ruler of metrocity! And there's nothing you can- Minion what's going on? Why is the robot not moving forward? Please tell me you put gas in the – OH for god's sake! If you knew you could stop me so easily, why did you bother with the banter?! I don't need your pity, I am Megamind, incredibly handsome- Oh that's real mature, Metro Mahn! Just start punching other people's stuff! Sheesh, no regard for private property! Minion, bring me the-"

"And this was the scene broadcast throughout Metro City today as Metro Man foiled Megamind's latest evil plot to take over the city. I was personally in that cockpit with them, having been kidnapped as bait to lure in the hero and I will personally attest to Metro Man's bravery in the face of such pure evil! His protection lets us all sleep well at night, and I for one am grateful for that. This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting to you live from in front of the Metro City Correctional Facility for the Criminally gifted where Metro Man has just returned Megamind to his newly rebuilt and newly reinforced cell. Let's try to get a few words from the man of the hour."

Looking behind her, Roxanne waved to Wayne as she saw him walking out of the prison with a few guards in tow expressing their gratitude. The hero saw her, then smiled and floated quickly to her side.

"Metro Man, thank you once again for your speedy rescue. I never feel like I'm truly in danger as long as I know you're there to rescue me."

The hero laughed and said happily, "Of course, Roxanne. You know I'll always come to rescue you when that Vile Villain thinks he can use you as bait to get to me!"

Roxanne gave a large smile and asked, "And so I have to ask, were you at all scared this time? I mean that was a pretty impressive machine Megamind concocted to defeat you. Did he truly stand any chance?"

His smile never faltered as he replied, "Where there is evil, good will rise up. I think it doesn't matter if I could have defeated it easily or not, good must always rise up in the face of evil."

Roxanne was a little frustrated by the non answer, but showed no signs and finished, "Well you certainly make it look easy, whatever the case me be. Anything you want to say to the people of Metro City?"

He looked into the camera and said into the mic, "Never fear, my good citizens, I will always be the soothing balm that cures the itch of evil!"

Roxanne rolled her eyes inwardly, but said into the camera, "Well there you have it, folks. Straight from the hero's mouth to your ears, we will always find a hero in Metro Man. This is Roxanne Ritchi, signing off."