Many pondered if the soul society's structures could handle the full spiritual pressure of their bankais both unleashed at once.

Yet the two of them never clashed...

At least... outside of friendly contest that did not involve the use of zanpaktou...

Here's a tail of two such "clashes"

It was a beautiful day in the soul society, Ukitake was feeling well, & Shunsui had great news to share!

"Jyuu did you hear!?!" asked Shunsui. "there's a new all you can eat buffet opened in the Seireitei! It's called the Gotei Corral!"

"Really!?! I love those!!!" exclaimed Ukitake with excitement "lets go!" he said eagerly throwing on his captain coat, & grabbing Shun by the arm.

When they arrived Ukitake looked like a kid in a candy store!

"I'll have some of this! & some of this! & some of this!" he said egerly pieling up plates with food.

"Whoa! Whoa! Easy now Jyuu! Don't over do it!!!" said Shunsui showing concern.

"It's okay Shun! I have room!" Said Ukitake.

"Are you... feeling up for an eating contest, Jyuu?" asked Shunsui with spark in his eye.

"You bet!" said Ukitake excepting the challenge.

Ukitake & Shunsui pieled up plate after plate of food one the table. Noodles, vegitables, rice, dumplings, fish, meats, fruits, everything but the deaserts!

Then they sat & ate with a speed & ferocity that rivaled the Shiba Clans wild pigs!

When the last plate was cleared, Shunsui flopped back onto the floor.

"boy, I am stuffed" groaned Shunsui. "Aren't you full YET Jyuu?" He asked before letting out a belch.

"No way Shun! I ALWAYS have room for desserts!" replied Ukitake skipping of to the dessert bar.

Shunsui groaned when Ukitake with dessert.

He was carrying a plate of cookies & cakes in one hand. & enoumous dish of ice cream in the other; it consisted of several flavors including: chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, cookies & cream, mint chocolate chip, green tea, ginger, & red-bean.

Shunsui gagged watching him eat "how can you eat like that & stay so thin?" he asked.

"Simple... Shun, I have tuberculosis... you know 'the wasting'..." he replied stuffing his face with ice-cream.

"ah... with all this 'consumption'... I forgot about your 'consumption'..." he said laughing alittle. "what say we have a drinking contest next time Jyuu?" Asked Shunsui.

"um... sure!" said Ukitake, stuffing a cookie into his mouth.

One week later, they went to a bar for sake...

Ukitake drank Shunsui under the table...

"How do you do that?" asked Shunsui lying on the floor drunk of his arse.

"cough medicine" he replied taking a swig of sake. "it built up my tolerance"

"I wish I had TB" slurred Shunsui under his breath.

but Shunsui would probably regret it later, much like his challenges.

For unknowingly,

Shunsui had eaten a half-eaten rice-ball off Ukitake's plate during the eating contest... oO;;

hee hee Shunsui should be careful what he wishes for... ,

I got the idea for this fic while eating at an all you can eat buffet called "the golded corral" Gotei comes from the Gotei 13 from Bleach & I thought it would make a nice spoof here. + it kinda sounds like "ok corral" like in the place there was a showdown in the old west. (like in the movie Tombstone) I feel with the spoofage & humor this fic is very Bleach-like , the foods there are eatting here where based more off stuff from a Chinese restrant then the one I based the name off & got the idea while eating at.