Yet the two of them never clashed...
At least... outside of friendly contest that did not involve the use of zanpaktou...
Here's a tail of two such "clashes"
It was a beautiful day in the soul society, Ukitake was feeling well, & Shunsui had great news to share!
"Jyuu did you hear!?!" asked Shunsui. "there's a new all you can eat buffet opened in the Seireitei! It's called the Gotei Corral!"
"Really!?! I love those!!!" exclaimed Ukitake with excitement "lets go!" he said eagerly throwing on his captain coat, & grabbing Shun by the arm.
When they arrived Ukitake looked like a kid in a candy store!
"I'll have some of this! & some of this! & some of this!" he said egerly pieling up plates with food.
"Whoa! Whoa! Easy now Jyuu! Don't over do it!!!" said Shunsui showing concern.
"It's okay Shun! I have room!" Said Ukitake.
"Are you... feeling up for an eating contest, Jyuu?" asked Shunsui with spark in his eye.
"You bet!" said Ukitake excepting the challenge.
Ukitake & Shunsui pieled up plate after plate of food one the table. Noodles, vegitables, rice, dumplings, fish, meats, fruits, everything but the deaserts!
Then they sat & ate with a speed & ferocity that rivaled the Shiba Clans wild pigs!
When the last plate was cleared, Shunsui flopped back onto the floor.
"boy, I am stuffed" groaned Shunsui. "Aren't you full YET Jyuu?" He asked before letting out a belch.
"No way Shun! I ALWAYS have room for desserts!" replied Ukitake skipping of to the dessert bar.
Shunsui groaned when Ukitake with dessert.
He was carrying a plate of cookies & cakes in one hand. & enoumous dish of ice cream in the other; it consisted of several flavors including: chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, cookies & cream, mint chocolate chip, green tea, ginger, & red-bean.
Shunsui gagged watching him eat "how can you eat like that & stay so thin?" he asked.
"Simple... Shun, I have tuberculosis... you know 'the wasting'..." he replied stuffing his face with ice-cream.
"ah... with all this 'consumption'... I forgot about your 'consumption'..." he said laughing alittle. "what say we have a drinking contest next time Jyuu?" Asked Shunsui.
"um... sure!" said Ukitake, stuffing a cookie into his mouth.
One week later, they went to a bar for sake...
Ukitake drank Shunsui under the table...
"How do you do that?" asked Shunsui lying on the floor drunk of his arse.
"cough medicine" he replied taking a swig of sake. "it built up my tolerance"
"I wish I had TB" slurred Shunsui under his breath.
but Shunsui would probably regret it later, much like his challenges.
For unknowingly,
Shunsui had eaten a half-eaten rice-ball off Ukitake's plate during the eating contest... oO;;
hee hee Shunsui should be careful what he wishes for... ,
I got the idea for this fic while eating at an all you can eat buffet called "the golded corral" Gotei comes from the Gotei 13 from Bleach & I thought it would make a nice spoof here. + it kinda sounds like "ok corral" like in the place there was a showdown in the old west. (like in the movie Tombstone) I feel with the spoofage & humor this fic is very Bleach-like , the foods there are eatting here where based more off stuff from a Chinese restrant then the one I based the name off & got the idea while eating at.
