Zodiac Qualities.

We all know our favorite Fruits Basket characters' curse. 14 people have the curse on them, 12 are Zodiac animals, one is the cat, and one has the core of the curse, and the select 13 with animals have every quality of the animal they are.

And now, here, Val will present to you some funny events that she thought of, and in the process burst out laughing evilly. First off the bat will be Kyo.

ATTENTION If you have any ideas for completely screwing up the life of a Fruits Basket character that is cursed with an animal spirit, then just tell me, via e-mail or review, and I'll gladly write a chapter about it, if I can.

Disclaimer: Real Disclaimer's aren't for sillies.

Besides, who would think that I owned Fruits Basket?

Have fun reading! Espercially you, caffeine addicts, this is written for you as it is for me! xoxox

It was Kyo's birth day in Shigure Sohma's house. Hurray. The only person who gave a second thought about it was Tohru… Or so they thought. Yuki did, in fact, give a second thought. He was just thinking in an evil way.

While Tohru went to the store and bought a book, titled "How to be a Ninja.", and then bought some really cute wrapping paper, some nice ribbon and a festive bow, then took time in wrapping it, Yuki bought a ball of yarn and five pounds of catnip, and had the cashier put it in so many bags that it was scent proof.

Yuki carefully snuck up to his room, successfully avoiding anyone, and starting to work on an evil project. He first got out the yarn, while using the wrapping to keep it anything from touching the floor. He completely unraveled the yarn. Next he poured the catnip on the yarn, and rubbed its scent into the yarn, making sure that the scent would never EVER come out.

He rolled up the yarn into a surprisingly machine-wound-perfect yarn ball, and then set it in a bag and poured all the catnip into the bag, and shook it to make sure that the entire sphere had catnip on it. He let it sit under his bed all night in a spare shopping bag that Tohru had forgotten to get rid of.

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The next morning…

"Here, stupid cat, have a present." Yuki said harshly as he handed Kyo the yarn-ball.

Kyo grabbed it, and as soon as he smelled the present, he went insane. He started killing the yarn ball as fiercely as he could, while destroying more of Shigure's house.

In the middle of the insanity, Tohru walked in. "YEAY! TOHRU IS HERE!" Kyo screamed in joy, acting more like Momiji than Kyo. The strange Momiji-Kyo… thing… ran over and tacklehugged Tohru, and as always, turned into the marmalade kitty we all love.

Meanwhile, Yuki has is recording all of this. This is definitely going on the internet later. Yuki thought sinisterly. No one would figure out the curse, because no one would think it was real with someone turning into a cat in it.

Kyo started to nudge Tohru affectionately while purring out phrases like, "I vwub Tohru," or "Tohru is my teddy bear," Definitely going on the internet. And right as Kyo turned human again, the catnip wore off, making the already beat-red Tohru faint from embarrassment, and Kyo scream angrily to find who did this.

Yuki, being a smart and cunning rat, had already had hid the camera in the kitchen, made himself a PB&J sandwich (and somehow burnt it) and then walked into the living room and acted quite well, asked what was wrong noticed the situation and slowly backed away, and made sure that Shigure was unconscious.

What a wonderful day.

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