The Bestest Draco/Hermione story!

A/N: I just wrote this for fun, so don't think I'm retarded or mentally slow, k? I also wrote this because I'm getting REALLY SICK of the stupid HG/HB stories where Draco and Hermione fall in love in chapter 2 and spend the next twenty chapters sorting out issues with Harry, Ron, Ginny, Pansy and Lucius etc. ^-^ Well enjoy and tell me what you think! LOL! Read and review!

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Hermione Granger was a Headgirl.

Draco Malfoy was a Headboy.

Headboys and Headgirls got their own dorms!

Hermione was a good Griffindor.

Draco was a bad Slytherin.

Hermione liked Draco.

Draco liked Hermione.

So they started dating!

They also enjoyed snogging and showing their REAL selves when together, alone in their dorms.

Then Ron and Harry found out so Hermione was sad that they were mad.

They got over it when Draco proved himself.

Then Pansy Parkinson, the pug-faced cow found out.

She liked Draco too, so she tried to get rid of Hermione.

She told Draco's Daddy who got mad.

Draco defeated his Daddy.

Hermione loved Draco.

Draco loved Hermione.

So they got married!

THE END!!!

A/N: I had a lot of fun writing this dumb story! LOL! Isn't it the bestest Draco/Hermione story? Maybe I'll write a sequel. I can see it now. The bestest Draco/Hermione story number two! Well, review if you liked it, flame if you want to, review if you loved it, review if you think this story deserves it or review if you found it pointless! Have a good Day! I bet the author's note took longer to write and has more words than the entire story! ^-^