A/N: this just randomly came to me hope you like I was laughing so hard as I wrote it.
____A/N: Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.________________________________________________________________
BPOV
I glanced out the window and saw Emmet with a water bottle in hand as he walked toward the ferns. Then out of no where He started to dance booty poppin as he sprayed the ferns singing "spray the fern. Spray spray the fern." I fell on the floor laughing then Edward walked over and ran for a camcorder as he laughed. Emmet started to wiggle his butt when the whole family walked in to see what we were laughing about.
Rosalie fell on floor laughing the hardest out of everybody. Then Emmet switched the movements and the words.' "Pet the fern. Pet. Pet the fern." every time he petted the fern he dropped it low. "Water the fern. Water. Water the fern." His hips swayed from side to side his arms in the air swing them back and forth as he sprayed the ferns.
EmPOV
I 'm so glad the family left that left me time to do my favorite hobby. I danced around while I sang the "Fern Song" I made it up. I love tending to ferns there so pretty. I went to spin and mid turn I saw everyone in Edwards window laughing their ass off. If I could have blushed I would have damn this was embarrassing.
They all appeared out side. "Nice moves you got there very masculine. What is that your fern mating ritual." Jasper laughed. "I got it all on tape we send it to Americas best dancer's. NOT" Edward joked holding up a camcorder. I headed after him but the damn bastard was to fast. They all busted out laughing even Rosalie.
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A/N: let me know what you think If you like it I'll post the one on Jasper.
