HELLO! This is Pig and Fleur from the page "Admit it, you cried when Sirius Black died"! And we are combining our comedic forces to create, yet another MY IMMORTAL COMMENTARY! *Yay*

Fleur is bold. Pig is italics. The horrible 'author' is regular text.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik (No, I don't get it.)) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (Homophobic much?) raven, bloodytearz666 (lovely name) 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin (Bieber?) ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! (I sadly, have to agree)

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Now, that names a bit short! Surely you could make it longer?) (Dementia is a disease, so you're named after a disease. Lovely) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (So you had long hair when you were born? Wow, skilled) (You have to be a hipster to be born with long black hair) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (Tears are CLEAR, not blue) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). (You don't know how much I wish I could) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (So you want a hot brother that you have a crush on?) (Incest, much?) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. (Do you happen to sparkle as well?) (No Fangs?) I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (Scotland) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) (No, you're goffik) and I wear mostly black. (I see a red door and I want to paint it blaaack! No colours anymore, I want to paint it black! - Just don't ask)I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. (Slutty, much?) I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, (Don't you already have white skin) black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, (WTF? Is wrong with the weather? I blame global warming) (I'm walking on sunshine! WOOAH!... Or not, in your case) which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Aren't you pleasant?)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... (VOLDEMORT? READY TO KILL YOU?) Draco Malfoy! (I got my hopes up for nothing.)

(Ooh, let me have a go. It was… a flying ninja pig!) (ME!)

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. (Draco Malfoy, oh yes, well known for his shyness…)

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (You have friends?)

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (It was wonderful. Amazing. No words for how much I love your writing style. If I could favourite this a million times, I would. NO. Its terrible)