Chapter 1: Back to the 'real world'
AN: DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS!
This takes place six months after they were rescued, and everything is settled…
I don't own Lost, or Gilmore Girls… I wish I owned them… Owning Jess and Sawyer… Pfew… I'd LOVE that…
Oh yeah, I don't own 'As long as you love me' by the Backstreet Boys… Don't even want to… (I completely agree with Sawyer on that point)…
I do own the character of Frank Johnson btw…
Oh yeah, please R & R… Thanks!
The stupid raft worked, Sawyer thought. He couldn't believe it, but it worked. They made it, found a ship, told their story. And everyone believed it too, which was totally weird. The story included polar bears, crazy French chicks and a hatch. Who would believe that? Well, it worked out for everyone. They got rescued, and transported to LA.
Everyone found a place. Michael and Walt got to Michael's place, Jin and Sun found their place too. Shannon and Sayid moved in together, after a lot of anger from Boone's mom Sabrina. Charlie did a comeback with his stupid band, with Claire and Aaron there too, according to what was told to Sawyer. Even Jack and Kate were happy. They moved in together, and Kate didn't have to go to jail. Sawyer had no idea why, but it was true. And now he was the only one left, and he was kind of lonely. He had no place to go, to live. He wanted to go back to Australia, but he couldn't.
"James," Frank said. "I found you a place to live."
Frank Johnson was his lawyer. The irony of the name Frank was irritating Sawyer most of the time, and he didn't like the man a lot.
"Oh Golly," Sawyer said. "What kind of shitty place is it this time?"
Most of the places Frank found were or nothing for Sawyer, or nobody wanted Sawyer in the town. Must be hard finding a place for a Conman, Sawyer thought with a smirk.
"Don't be like that James," Frank said, looking frustrated. "The place is called Stars Hollow. It's a quiet place, with nice people. And the town doesn't know about you being a criminal, so you don't have to worry about you getting kicked out. As long as there's someone in the village with a connection to the police, you can stay unnoticed. The one who's in the village is not an agent, him or her is just there in case something goes wrong."
Golly, he was getting a babysitter. That was going to be so much fun! Sarcasm was his savior now. Someone watching over him, seeing if he wasn't doing anything criminal? That was pathetic, even for Frank's doing!
He turned on the radio, and what he heard then shocked him. And he was incredibly grossed out by it. Jack singing Backstreet Boys songs to Kate? Disgusting!
"Ladies and gentlemen, here's everyone's favorite doctor, Jack Shephard with his song to his 'bad' girlfriend Kate Austin. Here's 'as long as you love me'. Listen and enjoy."
You have got to be kidding me, Sawyer thought. Everyone's favorite doctor? Jack sure wasn't Sawyer's favorite. Taking Freckles, and thinking he's the man.
"Although
loneliness always has been a friend of mine
I'm leaving my life in
your hands
People say that I'm crazy and that I'm blind
Risking
it all in glance"
Disgusting!
Sawyer just wanted to throw up, the song was incredibly sappy. And
another bad thing was: Jack couldn't sing that well. Sawyer could
sing much better, but that was a thing nobody knew of him. He
secretly always wanted to be a singer, and now Jack stole his dream
from him. That was even worse then stealing Kate
"How you got
me blind is all a mystery
I can't get you out of my head
Don't
care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with
me"
Ouch,
wrong again! Jack really couldn't sing at all!
"I don't
care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as
you love me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what
you did
As long as you love me"
Sawyer
wanted to turn the radio off, but Frank stopped him. Frank probably
liked the song, Sawyer thought. In Sawyer's opinion, that was
pretty impossible.
"Every little thing that you have said
and done
Feels like it's deep within me
Doesn't really matter
if you're on the run
It seems like we were meant to be"
Could
it get even more sappy? Yuck…
"I don't care who you
are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love
me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what you did
As
long as you love me"
Frank started singing along. And that was just as bad as Jack singing. Sawyer put his hands on his ears, but he could still hear the song.
"I've tried to hide it so that no
one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What
you did and where your comin' from
I don't care, as long as you
love me, baby."
Was
it louder now? Oh man… Frank apparently turned up the radio. And
that damn guy was singing louder and louder, while Jack was out of
key once more.
"I don't care who you are
Where you're
from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where
you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me"
Thank God, that torture was over. This was even worse than the bamboo thing that Ali did to him on the island. And that was bad…
"So Frankie," Sawyer said. "When do I leave?"
He wanted to get away from Frank. And he definitely hoped that village didn't knew the terrible song he just heard. He hoped they didn't have radio or television, so they wouldn't recognize him as "the guy who lived". He wasn't frigging Harry Potter! Just so you know, he got contacts, instead of that awful glasses Sayid and Jack made him.
"We leave tomorrow," Frank said. "I'm driving you there. Just to make sure you arrive, and don't disappear or vanish."
What happened to trusting people, Sawyer thought. Okay, he would leave when he had the chance, just to get out of this mess he got himself into. He should have never went to Australia. Then he wouldn't have killed that innocent man, he wouldn't have crashed on the island, and he wouldn't have met… Mamacita! The only person that actually had been nice to him in a long time. He liked her, flirted with her a bit. Not that much of course, cause she was pregnant, and the has been was after her. He smiled at the thought of her. It was just sad he would probably never see her again. How would he live without her?
Since when did he become a drama queen? Yuck…
