*stage appears suddenly and a young woman stands on it* "Hello," a woman says smiling. "And welcome to Hetalia Q&A and I don't own Hetalia. Let's meet our vict- I mean, guests. First is Germany!"
"Hello," Germany says glancing at Vamp.
"Hi, Doitsu," Vamp says smiling. [A/N: Yes, readers as I usually do with things like this. I go by Vamp or if you want you can call me Vamp-chan. I don't mind either way.]
"Ve, I am here too," Italy says clinging to Germany's arm.
"Hi, Ita-chan. Hey Nii-chan! You back there?" Vamp calls backstage.
"Just making some scones!" England calls back.
"Okay, make sure to bring me some please," Vamp calls back before turning to her list.
"Vamp-chan? Is it my turn?" Japan asks confused.
"Yeah, come on up," Vamp says.
Japan walks over to a chair just as Greece and Turkey enter the stage fighting.
"You two, stop that fighting this instant!" Vamp yells.
The two go off to their chairs.
Suddenly America, Canada and France drop through the ceiling.
"What the hell? I thought only America would enter that way," Vamp says surprised.
"He dragged me and France along as well," Canada says.
"Honhonhon," Youji says with a rape face behind France.
"Mon cher!" France says happily.
"Sis, you jump through a roof with your boyfriend?" Vamp asks not surprised.
"Yep, who else is showing up?" Youji asks.
"We are," as the rest of today's cast steps onto the stage and take their seats.
The ones that just entered are:
Hungary
Austria
Romano
Spain
Russia
China
Switzerland
Lichtenstein
Lithuina
Poland
Scottland
Wales
Ireland
"Well looks like everyone one is here," Vamp says just as England shows up with some scones. "Thanks Nii-chan. Go ahead and take a seat."
"Vamp, what is this paper?" Germany asks as a piece of paper falls in his lap.
"Why don't you read it out loud?" Vamp says knowing what it is.
"The Rules:
1. Any Question can be asked. These vict- guests will answer.
2. No dissing certain pairings. The hostess and her sister won't so neither should you.
3. Anything goes unless it is too disgusting," Germany reads.
"Yep, the three rules for this. Oh and there are no spots for hostesses/hosts to stay. But you can appear in whatever chapter you review," Vamp says.
"What am I then?" Youji asks.
"My sister and fellow torturer," Vamp says.
"That works," Youji smirks.
"That is settled. More countries can appear when asked a question. Now ask away readers!" Vamp announces.
