Aly marie on tumblr (fulloflightning) requested a modern fic of Hugh and Dot texting during work hours and sending silly selfies and pics to each other all day. Check out tisziny's adorable drawings on tumblr in response to the fic request.


From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 11:10 am
Hey, Polka Dot. Whatcha doing?

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 11:13 am
Hi, baby. Making cookies for the Christmas bake sale. See?

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 11:15 am
Nice! Did you do all those swirls?

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 11:17 am
Uh, yeah! These cookies are HOMEMADE, not out of a tin….

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 11:21 am
Don't start abt my mum. Reminds me, r u coming with me 2morro nite?


From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 12:15 pm
Williams—did you get my text about xmas eve?

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 12:17 pm
Collins—I'm outside Fr. Grogan's office. Txt u l8tr. U know how he hates tech

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 12:19 pm
Dot?... Right, ring me when u can.


From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 2:10 pm
Mondays = slow crime days. Everyone is being good. (snore)


From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 3:13 pm
Babe, my mum rang. AT THE STATION. Wants 2 know if I'm bringing u. Said I'd double check but u are. (Right?)
Did u eat? Want 2 come by?


From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 3:35 pm
Never mind. Going to process a crime scene.


From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 5:34 pm
[Sending saved draft] nology.

Sorry, baby! Have 2 turn phone off when I'm at church. LOL nice pic of you sleeping on the job. Left you a vm. Let's talk abt xmas eve and xmas day. U promised 2 come over 2 my parents' house. Didn't we say eve not day? xoxo


From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 5:45 pm
Hugh? R u busy? MY mum rang me & wants 2 know when I'm bringing u. xoxo

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 5:46 pm
We said eve mine, day urs. Crap. Robinson's coming. x

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 5:48 pm
Ohemgee, did I get the times mixed up? I will fix this! Tell Robinson to stick it up his u-no-what. (How come I get only one kiss?)

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 5:50 pm
Here's me giving u 1 more kiss. U'll get more l8tr. Shhhiii…Robinson's gonna take my phone.

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 5:51 pm
Babe?

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 6:01 pm
Miss Williams, as your boyfriend is currently pursuing a murder inquiry, I would request that you allow him to demonstrate some professionalism and refrain from texting self photographs and images of baked goods while he is on duty. And if you have something to say to me, I would appreciate that you express what's on your mind verbally and not through this shorthand you young people call texting. Detective Inspector Jack Robinson.


From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 8:23 pm
Babe, I got my phone back. Txt me when u get this.


From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 8:45 pm
Dot—did u get my text?

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 8:47 pm
How do I know this is really u?

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 8:49 pm
It is me! See? I'm sorry. Couldn't type fast enough b4 Robinson caught me.

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 8:51 pm
Oh nice puppy dog face Collins. That was totally embarrassing 2 get yelled at by your boss on ur phone!

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 8:53 pm
Am I forgiven? :P
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 8:55 pm
That depends. On what I actually open on Christmas Day.

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 8:57 pm
At ur mum's right?!

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 8:59 pm
Yes! It's all settled with mum & daddy. And I will be on my best behavior at ur mum's 2morrow.

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 9:01 pm
K. U r getting a really nice present. ;)

From: Dot
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 9:03 pm
When's ur shift over?

From: Hugh
Sent: Mon Dec 23, 9:05 pm
Open ur door. I'm right outside.