Disclaimer- I do not own any of the LOTR characters.

"I will take the ring to Mordor,'' Freena shouted over every bodies' yelling. "I will take the ring to Mordor, but one of you are gonna hafta to come with me because I'll get lost. Like this one time I-`` "Yes we understand that you will take the ring and you don't know the way," said Elrond with a stern voice. "If you didn't want to hear my story, why didn't you just say so? Now you hurt my feelings, you selfish Elvish bastard!" Freena shouted. "Probably on her period," Gandalf said nervously.

"Gandalf, which way? Left or right?'' Freena asked as they were leaving Rivendell. "Left,'' Gandalf replied, "your other left." "Well duh! I knew that!''

"They capture Elves and torture them until their skin is practically peeling off,''Legolas was explaining to Freena, "and then they put them into a nasty gooish substance and when they are taken out, they are ugly and turned into Orcs!" All was silent for a while, and then Aragorn yelled, "Boo!!"

Freena screamed. "Ssshh!," Legolas said.

Freena then started protesting, "Are you telling me to 'ssshh!!'? Because right now, Legolas, I think you are being the loudest out of all of us!!" "Um, no actually, you are being the loudest right now," Aragorn whispered to Freena. "Shut your mouth!" Freena told Aragorn.
Now they were traveling through the blizzard.

"I'm cold! Can I borrow a jacket? How come I can't walk on top of the snow like Legolas?" Freena complained.

"It's an Elf's doings," Legolas answered to Freena.

"We should go through the mines of Moria," Gimli told Gandalf.

"Mines of Moria? Is there snow in the mines of Moria?" Freena asked in a sort of trance-like voice.

"Of course there's no snow in the mines of Moria!" Gimli answered her.

"I am freezing off parts that I know guys cast appreciation for!" Freena exclaimed. "We're gonna go through Moria and that's final," Freena said.

As they were traveling back, during the night wolves made an attack on their camp.

While Aragron, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, and Borimir were killing about five wolves a minute, Freena was repetitively stabbing one single wolf screaming, "Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!"

After they killed most of the wolves, and scaring the rest off, all the men stood gaping at her as she still stabbed that single wolf.

"Um, I think it's dead now," Legolas said.

"O! Heehee. I knew that!" said Freena.

Three days later, they were at the wall that hid the secret door to Moria.

They had found the door, but they couldn't figure out the riddle. A couple hours later Freena was talking with Legolas.

"We're friends, right, Legolas?" "Um.I guess so." "'Cuz boyfriend and girlfriend relationships work out better when they start out as friends first."

Legolas then starts making noises as a sign that he is uncomfortable and starts shifting around nervously where he is sitting.

"What's the Elvish word for 'friend?" Freena asked Legolas. "Mellon."

The doors then opened. They all walked in and the doors behind them shut.

'It's dark in here!" Freena whined.