My name's Seto Kaiba
And I'm here to say
I've got all the girlies
They think I'm so gay
There's Joey, Yugi
And even my brother
These fangirls are horny
More than the others

I've got fans, fame
And a fortune to boot
Some girls marry me
Just for my loot

There is one boy
Who I vow to beat
He says heart of the cards
And then he defeats

It's not about heart
It's about the power
Beat your opponents
Until they all cower!

You say magic exists?
Say hello to my fist
To believe such a tale
Means you instantly fail

I'll wrap it up now
Just heed what I say
And remember my name
It's The Great Seto K