The attack couldn't have happened at a worse time. Aladdin's new gig with big-name Hollywood director A. Bucket kept him preoccupied, and Jasmine was too depressed by her love's absence to be a proper ruler. With no heroes or autocrats to protect the city, Kurt Zisa was free to pluck people from the streets and devour them whole. It was while he was chomping on little Benji Corwen that everything went awry for the giant Heartless, however. You see, little Benji had a pet chocobo named Bobby, and Bobby didn't much like the idea of his favorite super pal getting digested by some weird man-snake thing. So Bobby Corwen unleashed hell upon Kurt Zisa.

Little Benji was quite chewy since he was wearing a heavy hazmat suit to protect himself from the zombie apocalypse (paranoid kid, isn't he?), so Bobby had just enough time to summon a meteor while Kurt Zisa masticated on the little rubber boy. Little Benji squeaked like a chew toy until the meteor hit. That's when he went flying and landed safely in Quasimodo's arms. Quasimodo, who was in town opening his new bar, was happy to have a new friend.

Annoyed to have his snake head bashed by an extraterrestrial rock, Kurt Zisa fought back with his million-arm sword slicer. But then Gilgamesh came tumbling out of a rift in time-space with an army of lawyers who promptly sued Kurt Zisa for infringing the copyright on the attack. Now buried in pending litigations, Kurt Zisa was wide-open for Bobby Corwen's final assault. Summoning the ancient souls of the Boko family, Bobby beckoned forth the ancient spirit of the Fat Chocobo, who fell from the heavens and crushed Kurt Zisa. The stench alone was enough to kill Kurt Zisa, but the crunching sound of him getting sat on by a giant, fat bird was enough to make little Benji giggle. And that was all that mattered to Bobby.

After drinking some complementary soda pop from Quasimodo, little Benji and Bobby skipped back home. On their way, they passed Gilgamesh, who was paying his lawyers with Pooh sticks. In exchange for millions of dollars in unmarked bills, the Pooh sticks were subsequently traded to Roo who then returned them to the Fellowship of the Pooh.

The end.