A/N: Don't ask.

This is my disclaimer.


I swear he does it on purpose. Damn Gai and his Speedos. I mean, who wears them these days? Honestly. But he's doing it again. Me and Gai have been lovers since my 15th birthday. And just last year, we bought a house together. Well it isn't exactly a house, so much as it is a mansion. The place is huge! Five bedrooms, two bathrooms, indoor sauna, Jacuzzi bath tub... It's amazing really. It even has an in ground pool in the back. Which is where Gai is right now. It's also huge. There's a hot tub beside it too. Which is where I am. Watching Gai. Gai in a Speedo. Thank god my mask conceals the extremely lust-stricken expression on my face right now. I wouldn't want Gai thinking I'm some kind of pervert... But you can't blame me! Have you seen Gai in a Speedo?! He has the perfect ass for it... It shows off his muscular thighs... And it leaves even less to the imagination than the spandex he usually wears. Not that I'm complaining about his spandex... But he's doing it again. Doing what? Doing that thing... Where he purposely waves his ass in my face (not literally) and just begs for me to have my wicked way with it. Well if he's gonna be like that, how can I deny him? After all... It's been sooo long since we last spent some quality time together... almost 13 hours to be exact. Way too long in my opinion.

"Hey, Gai... Come here for a minute would you?"

"Hm? Of course, Kakashi. What is it?"

And when he walked over to the hot tub, sat down right in front of me with his legs crossed, and looked at me innocently... What did he expect from me? Seriously, Gai, you should know better than to tease me like this. I did the only thing I could do. I pulled him in. And he landed on top of me. And I think I might have raped him. But no, I didn't. It was all in my head. -sigh- I should do something about that. Gai's still sitting in my lap. This reminds me of Volume 247 of Icha Icha... Maybe Gai would be willing to try out a new position?


A/N: Thought I should end it there. I dunno. This was kinda gay. And I don't mean gay as in... Yeah. But I'm still gonna post this anyways. Maybe some people will like it? This was so short -.- -NGJ.