Prompt- Mermaids.
Disclaimer- If I owned Fairy Tail, would I really be sitting here writing fanfiction?
"Why can't I wear a coconut bra?!" Lucy exploded. Everyone in the costume shop snickered as they heard the continuing fight between the Federation of Lucy and the United Nations of Erza and Mirajane. It was mostly Mirajane doing the fighting, but even Erza was sometimes afraid of Mirajane, so she figured she'd play along.
Mirajane calmly tried to explain that a) mermaids wore sea-shell bras, and b) coconut or sea-shell, Lucy was simply too big to fit into either. Erza blushed bright red at point b, while Mirajane was too frustrated and tired from resisting going into DEMON MODE (dun dun dun) to give a flying muskrat about Erza's modesty. Lucy continued to glare.
Fairy Tail was hosting a beauty pageant of sorts, and this required all the girls participating to dress as a mythical creature. Erza had had no problems with the requirement, and decided to ex-quip into her Black Wing Armor and say that the giant black wings it gave her made it a giant bat costume. After all, giant bats are mythical, right? Well, according to Erza they are, and if Erza says something, you should probably agree with her.
Mirajane had settled with a fairy costume, but Lucy had her heart set on being a mermaid. Which, of course, leads us back to our two dueling ladies.
"You won't fit." Mirajane says through gritted teeth, obviously on the edge of snapping.
"I'm sure they have a sea-shell bra large enough!" Lucy dove into the pile of bras made of exotic materials, such as sea-shells and coconuts. Bras could be seen being flung onto poor innocent shopper's heads.
"LUCY!" Mirajane had finally snapped. "It. Won't. Fit. Now, we can get you the ridiculous pink mermaid skirt, but you're going to have to wear a top. I don't care what type of top, it can be the size of a napkin for all I care, but you need something THAT'LL COVER YOUR BOOBS!"
Gray, who had been passing by, immediately fainted. Really, the thought of Lucy's uncovered, erm, assets, had been too much for the poor boy.
"Okay. Fine. But it's going to say 'juicy' on the front." Lucy pouted.
Mirijane smiled her Yay-Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy-Everyone-Smile-With-Me-Or-I'll-Rip-Your-Tongue-Out-Through-Your-Butt smile (registered trademark of Mirajane inc).
"Alrighty then. Now, don't you think this hair clip is adorable? It will go great with your skirt." Mirajane reverted back to her sugar and spice persona.
And with that, Lucy gave up her mission to wear a bra that is so tiny it will assure her first prize in the pageant, Erza's blush finally died down, and Gray woke up from a dream involving large squishy love bags.
