"For 800 years, Norrisville High has been protected by a ninja. No one knows that every four years, a new warrior is chosen. "
"I am the ninja, I am Randy Cunningham!"
Chapter 1 - Mia Hudgens, a foe? or an ally?
Randy's POV
The last two weeks have been crazy. There was this guy, named Julian, ... well, not really Julian. I call him "Evil Cyborg Julian", an alternate counterpart of Julian. He stole the four Sorcerer balls. Because I failed on protecting the balls, which is absolutely wonk, Evil Julian almost destroyed Norrisville, maybe even the WORLD! Dun, Dun, Dun! Also, me and my family almost moved out of Norrisville. Why? They thought that Norrisville became too dangerous. And pardon me, my parents doesn't know that I'M the one who keeps them, and Norrisville safe. They always say, "We're just trying to protect you", "You are no match for the big boys", "You are still young and weak, you can't fight battles and be the ninja". PPPPMMMMFFF! SO WONKIN' PATHETIC!
Anyway, It was just two days ago when I defeated Julian. How Bruce is that! HAHA! SOOOOOOO BRUCE! I-
"Mr. Cunningham, can you determine the Absolute Value of -1,590?" asked Principal Slimovitz, or P. Slimz for short
"Uh... okay... The Absolute Value of -1,590 is... 1,590" replied Randy
"Correct! I'm surprised you're actually knowledgeable Randy!" said P. Slimz
"Well, that's because Absolute Value is the easiest lesson in integers"
"Oh... well... okay"
"Dude, when did you get smarter in Math?" whispered Howard
"Actually, I'm pretty Bruce in math. It's my favorite subject, and it's the only subject that I get A's or A-plus...es in..." replied Randy
"Woah... I do not want to hear that ever again" said Howard
*Bell rings*
-Cafeteria-
"How's your ninja business?" asked Howard
"Not good." replied Randy
"Why? and... How come?"
"I get so many bruises and I feel like I'm... er... someone... is stalking... me"
"WHAT?! Stalking you? YOU?!"
"Well I-"
Suddenly, a new exchange student went into the cafeteria. She has long, wavy, sapphire hair, and bright, lovely, tyrian purple eyes. And it seems like, every boy in NHS has a crush on her.
"*smoothly* Wow... she looks hawt!~~~~~" exclaimed Howard
"Wait, is it just me? or she just really looks exactly like me?" asked Randy
"Eh~~~ that's just you, Cunningham. That's just you..." said Howard
"Cunningham?" exclaimed the new girl
The girl went towards Randy and suddenly have teary eyes...
"Uh... I something wrong?" asked Randy
"Oh! Uh... *she wiped her eyes* I'm fine"
"Well, I'm Randy Cunningham. And this is my friend Howard Weinerman"
"Yo! 'zup?"
"Uh.. hehe... I'm Rae- I mean, Mia Hud-gens... Mia Hudgens!"
Randy just looked at her in confusion. He knows that voice, that face and that lovable, gullible expressions that she uses. He just can't remember who she is. When he looks at Mia, he is reminded of something... something that he never knew.
Meanwhile at Mcfist Industries...
"YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN MCFIST!" exclaimed the Sorcerer
"Um.. err... You see, the ninja didn't appear since two days ago. So, ..." exclaimed Mcfist
"We'll just try to make it up to you okay, baby?" said ViceRoy
"FOOLS! YOU ARE JERKS THAT CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED! SUCH STUPIDITY! IDIOTS!" exclaimed the Sorcerer as he faded away
"You have failed me again ViceRoy!" exclaimed Mcfist
*NHS*
-Girls' Bathroom-
"Keep it together"
*glow. glow. glow.*
"Okay! I know I shoobed up! but you didn't have to rub it on my face!"
*gloooooooooooooooowwwwwww*
"Uh! Whatever!"
-Halls-
"Howard... let's talk" said Randy
"Sure thing. What's up?" replied Howard
"Do you know anything weird about Mia?" asked Randy
"*sigh* Mia~~~"
"Howard!"
"Okay! I didn't!"
"I feel like she's hiding something. I feel like that I know her since I was a kid"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"..."
"I feel like, Mia is ... my... sister"
"HA! Sister! Classic Cunningham! SISTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Impossible! You're an 'only child'. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Howard continued laughing. Well, Randy just frowned. He knows that Howard has a low sense of humor, but in this situation, Howard is just cracking up unnecessary and shnasty jokes. Suddenly, a giant cricket/insect/ROBOT attacked the school
"Looks like-" said Randy
"It's ninja 'o clock" said Randy and Mia at the same time
"Wait a minute. MIA?!"
"RANDY?!"
"You- I- we- uh-" exclaimed Randy
"I- I- I- I'm a ninja fan. And now I know who the red ninja is, I am soooo happy" explained Mia
"Oh..." exclaimed Randy
"Wait- what do you mean by 'red ninja'?"
"RANDY!"
"Okay, Okay I'll go!"
-Outside-
"Smokebomb!"
*SHRIEK!*
"AHHHH! that's a power shriek! that's a power shriek!" exclaimed the ninja
-Mcfist Industries-
"YES! YES! DESTROY THE NINJAAAAAAAA!" exclaimed Mcfist
"Actually sir, this robot cricket, which I call by name, crobot, is highly indestructible!" said ViceRoy
"OOOOOOO~~~ That sounds interesting"
"The only thing that can break it is a hard force. But stronger force than a kick or punch from any human being!"
"Very sneaky ViceRoy. I LOVE IT!"
-Outside NHS-
"UH! How can I beat this thing?!" exclaimed the ninja
"Smokebomb!"
"Wait a minute. Somebody just smokebombed. *gasp* Holy sweet mother of cheese!" said the ninja
Randy was shocked to see another ninja. This time, it was a female. And her main colors are black and baby blue.
"Oh did I come late?" asked the blue ninja
"But you- and I- WHA?" exclaimed the ninja
"The bigger it is the harder it falls... The tougher it is the stronger it falls... Therefore-" said the blue ninja being cut by the ninja
"WHAT THE JUICE ARE YOU SAYING?!" exclaimed the ninja
The mysterious blue ninja didn't reply. What she just did is to let the crobot follow her. She led it to a dangerous cliff, and there, it was defeated.
-After School-
"Howard! There's another ninja!" exclaimed Randy
"ANOTHER NINJA?!" said Howard
"It was b-blue and i-i-it was a girl"
"Oh sweet cheese!"
The two best friends continued to discuss about the blue ninja. but what they didn't know is...
-Girls' Bathroom-
"I was chosen to be a the blue ninja for a reason. I was separated from my twin brother for a reason. And, everything I'm doing and will do has a meaning, a reason and it's never useless. Right Nemicon?"
"HAI! You are the best blue ninja... RACHELLE"
"I told you don't call me Rachelle. Call me Mia. You'll know the time when you can call me by my real name Nemi. And I shall never forget that my real name is, RACHELLE CUNNINGHAM!, twin SISTER of RANDY CUNNINGHAM!"
"Sheesh... you didn't have to give so much information!"
"HEHHEHEHEHEHE SORRY..."
