Fake Romance

By: money127


This is my first fanfic so please go easy on me. The first chapter might not be much but I'll try to improve as I go.

Criticize me if you want. I don't guarantee that I'll listen to your criticism but I will if I agree with your perspective.

Thank you for at least opening this fanfic. Enjoy!


'Kya! Natsume-sama!" fan girls screamed as I drove my car past the gates of Gakuen Alice. They started screaming even more

when I went out of the car and took off my sun glasses. Another tiring day with fan girls following me. I started walking to the

school building. The school grounds are so big that it takes 10 minutes to walk from the parking lot to the school building. That's

not something a sane person like me would want to do first thing in the morning. I was thinking of going back into the car and

skipping school when I saw an angel. Her beautiful auburn hair flying in the wind, her lips curving into a smile, her eyes looking at…

her fan boys. "Sakura-san, did you sleep well last night?" "Sakura-san, would you like to have a date with me after school?"

"Sakura-san" "Sakura-san" the boys continued to shout as Sakura-san went closer to me. I continued to walk forward, like I didn't

care. Closer and closer and … the next thing I know I'm lying on the ground with a girl next to me. "Sakura-san, are you OK?" the

fan boys shouted. The girl, Sakura-san sat up, blood dripping slowly from her lips. "I'm fine." she smiled brightly. She touched her

lips and then… she started crying. "That was my first kiss." Wait. What!?!? THAT'S NOT EVEN A KISS!!!! "Natsume-kun…" I

could feel the killing aura from her fan boys. "How dare you." one of the boys was going to smack me. But I was calm. No one

beats me at fighting and I'm sure that this freak won't be the first one. "Wait." another fan boy screamed. "Now's not the time for

fighting. We must bring Sakura-san to the nurse." "Right" the whole group agreed. And they all carried Sakura-san to the nurse,

bridal style. One of the guys looked back at me "You're going to pay, Natsume." and ran away. Whatever. At least I got to kiss her.

I couldn't help but to smile. Yeah. I kissed her. I continued to walk towards the school building. Maybe staying at school won't be

that bad. Okay. Screw that last sentence. Biology is bad. I just can't concentrate when the teacher explains about reproductive

system while staring at me hungrily and apparently, I'm the only one with such problem.

Observation: My biology teacher drools over me.

Conclusion: Teachers who don't have husbands, like my Biology teacher are easily turned on by just looking at their hot student.

Conclusion #2: Hot students should not interact with such teachers.

Conclusion #3: I should not interact with such teachers.

I'll just sleep through this class… oh look. The class is over NOT!!! It has only been 2 minutes which means I'll have to wait 40

more.

Observation: I just did math in 10 seconds.

Conclusion: Math is much easier when you can't wait to finish it.

Conclusion #2: Jin Jin's classes will be the easiest to survive.

And then I realized something:

Observation: I'm writing random observations and conclusions in my biology notebook

Conclusion: Biology makes people write random stuff in their notebooks

Observation: I'm still continuing to write random stuff in my notebook

Conclusion: unless this class stops in 20 second, my whole Biology

notebook will be filled with random observations and conclusions.

Oh god. Save me. I promise you that I will only date 10 girls per day and I won't sneak out of the house 24/7 anymore (23/7 is OK).

Please! Just save me out of this class! Ouch! Who just threw chalk in my head? "Mr. Hyuga, I would suggest you pay attention in

my class instead of sleeping. Biology test is next week and I don't think you should take it lightly. This is a very important test. It is

worth 50% of your grade. If you don't score well on this test, your quarter grade will be very low and …" Bla bla bla. Shut up hag!

You think I care if I get a bad grade. Well I do care but it's not like I get bad grades if I don't study. I'm a natural genius, even

without studying, I'll still get an A. "I got it. I'll pay attention to your…" Ring ring ring. OH YEAH!!!! The class is over. I grabbed

my bag and went out of the classroom. Next is PE, my favorite class.

Man, I'm tired. Why must the school building be so high? You must be wondering where I, the one and only great and awesome

(maybe that's too much) Nasume Hyuga, am right now. Well to answer your question, I'm on the stairs of the school building,

trying to reach the roof top. PE just ended and what's a better place to rest then the roof top. Actually every other place as long as

you don't have to climb up. PE is tiring enough and now I have to run up to the roof top of the highest building in the neighborhood.

I was going to rest in the shades of the sakura trees in the forest (yep. My school has a forest. Jealous?). But my fan girls haven't

been spying on me for the past few weeks for nothing. They figured out my hiding spot and are waiting for me in there. They even

made sure that I'll have nowhere else to run, except the roof top. Finally I reached my destination. I opened the door that led to the

roof top and there I found the sky, the wind, the freedom and an angel sleeping on the floor, Sakura-san. Her sleeping face was so

divine, I couldn't help but to stare. Not long after that, her eyes opened. Her expression changed from sleepiness to surprise as she

stared back at me. I couldn't take the awkward silence so I broke it with flipping her skirt up with my foot. "Polka dots. Nice." I

smirked. I thought that she was going to cry but instead she sat up and pulled down my PE pants. "Stripes. Not bed either." She

smirked back. Oh she did not just do that!