Oh....this is just some useless junk I thought people may enjoy. It's about Wilfred, Wolfwood's stunt double. I am very sad about him, & the killer WILL be caught!!!!-shakes fist vigorously-

Disclaimer: Since this IS Trigun, I will say I do not own Trigun(though I have been stalking some of the chara-tachi for a while now).

Wilfred....

Poor, poor Wilfred, I knew thee well. Wolfwood's stunt double, a brave man…he took our dear priest's place, claiming it was too dangerous for the bishie, &, due to many tragic events, was killed in the line of duty. The person who is responsible for loading the gun with live ammo has yet to be found, but rest assured, the culprite will be found. We have our suspicions though. The suspects thus far are as follows: Midvalley(for obvious reasons), Vash for his jealousy over Woolfwood's popularity with the shoujo, Knives-sama(again, for obvious reasons), Millie for the fight they had a week previous(they may seem on good terms in the anime, but Wolfwood wanted to break it off) Legato(Wolfwood wouldn't swing that way, if you know what I mean), & because everyone is a suspect, the rest of the cast, and George(Kuroneko's pet). They shall be questioned and then this case shall be brought to court. So now lets conti- w-wait! What are you doing in here?! NANI?! I'm a suspect?! Doshite?!…NO! It wasn't me! W-what are you DOING WITH THAT STRAIGHT JACKET?!?! NOOOOO!!! GO'WAY!!!

--This is Steve-sama's assistant, I am sorry to all you out there, but Steve-sama will not be able to continue with this…whatever it is. She was taken to an asylum just minutes ago….For what, I am still trying to figure out. It may have been the millions of pictures of bishies stuck to her wall (Steve-sama is an excellent stalker- a second nature really), or maybe the time she tried to get juice from that painting in the museum (they really shouldn't make them things so realistic!), or was it when she dropped balloons filled with tuna salad on the policemen below our 5 story building (she said she could have sworn they were the evil mole people come to steal her silver banana)…there are many other things she has done, though I do not wish to scar you for life by telling them to you. It would seem They had enough of her, & by Them I mean The Fates. They hate her. Well…..BAI BAI! & Danke for reading! Until Steve-sama is released, goodbye