A/N: None of these characters belong to me, If they did I wouldn't be here
right now! I really do love Harry Potter, forgive me for this bizarre
fiction.Co-written by Naz.
Remus's phobia
"Not that, Sirius! Don't touch that, Sirius!"
"Why?"
"You'll regret it!"
"No I won't, Remus"
"It puts you in an awkward position."
"No it........................ohhhhhhh........................I see know..........."
"Sirius! Move your arm I can't see what I'm doing! YES! I'm getting closer!"
"Remus you know I hate it when you're like this, can't you be more encouraging?"
"Sirius, that is absolutely brilliant! Who on earth taught you to move like that?"
"You did Remus, stop taking the piss."
"Aaaaaaaaa ha! Check mate."
Sirius slammed his fist down on the table
"REMUS! You always win! Argghhh! I hate you!"
He stormed off in direction of the bedroom.
Remus sighed and sank back into the am chair; he sat and twitched for a few minutes, before jumping to his feet and following Sirius.
He knocked on the door and opened it. Sirius lay on the bed.
"You didn't mean that" He muttered to Sirius still form
"You're right, I didn't"
Remus smiled and walked to Sirius, lying on the bed next to him.
"Move over," Remus whispered
"Why you have your own bed?" Sirius said obviously annoyed with him.
"Yes but it's all cold and empty without you there!"
Even though Sirius had his back to him he could tell he was smiling, Sirius moved over a few inches to make room for Remus.
There was a long rather awkward silence, Remus began twitching again.
"What? Remus, what is it?" Sirius looked concerned "Have you taken your potion tonight?"
"Yes.... ITS THIS DAMN THONG!" He paused realising what he just let slip
Sirius stared at him for a while, "Well....You....er....Better take them off then, Haven't you?" He pulled uncomfortably at his collar.
Remus looked thoughtful......."But I can't"
"Why?"
"I don't want you too see"
"We're both men! What have you got that I haven't?"
"That's the point...I haven't got what you got?"
Sirius looked confused "Wha?!"
"I'M A WOMAN SIRIUS! A WOMAN!" Sirius looked thoughtful this time "A woman you say?"
Remus started to sob "Yes! All this time!"
"You think I would have noticed."
"Excuse me?" Lupin asked outraged. Sirius gave him a thoughtful look.
"Lulu we have been shagging for the last couple of months."
"Uhhhhhhhh..............good point, well it's just I can't stand those awkward silences so I decided to say the first thing that came into my head." Sirius gave him a look, and shook his head silently.
Remus's phobia
"Not that, Sirius! Don't touch that, Sirius!"
"Why?"
"You'll regret it!"
"No I won't, Remus"
"It puts you in an awkward position."
"No it........................ohhhhhhh........................I see know..........."
"Sirius! Move your arm I can't see what I'm doing! YES! I'm getting closer!"
"Remus you know I hate it when you're like this, can't you be more encouraging?"
"Sirius, that is absolutely brilliant! Who on earth taught you to move like that?"
"You did Remus, stop taking the piss."
"Aaaaaaaaa ha! Check mate."
Sirius slammed his fist down on the table
"REMUS! You always win! Argghhh! I hate you!"
He stormed off in direction of the bedroom.
Remus sighed and sank back into the am chair; he sat and twitched for a few minutes, before jumping to his feet and following Sirius.
He knocked on the door and opened it. Sirius lay on the bed.
"You didn't mean that" He muttered to Sirius still form
"You're right, I didn't"
Remus smiled and walked to Sirius, lying on the bed next to him.
"Move over," Remus whispered
"Why you have your own bed?" Sirius said obviously annoyed with him.
"Yes but it's all cold and empty without you there!"
Even though Sirius had his back to him he could tell he was smiling, Sirius moved over a few inches to make room for Remus.
There was a long rather awkward silence, Remus began twitching again.
"What? Remus, what is it?" Sirius looked concerned "Have you taken your potion tonight?"
"Yes.... ITS THIS DAMN THONG!" He paused realising what he just let slip
Sirius stared at him for a while, "Well....You....er....Better take them off then, Haven't you?" He pulled uncomfortably at his collar.
Remus looked thoughtful......."But I can't"
"Why?"
"I don't want you too see"
"We're both men! What have you got that I haven't?"
"That's the point...I haven't got what you got?"
Sirius looked confused "Wha?!"
"I'M A WOMAN SIRIUS! A WOMAN!" Sirius looked thoughtful this time "A woman you say?"
Remus started to sob "Yes! All this time!"
"You think I would have noticed."
"Excuse me?" Lupin asked outraged. Sirius gave him a thoughtful look.
"Lulu we have been shagging for the last couple of months."
"Uhhhhhhhh..............good point, well it's just I can't stand those awkward silences so I decided to say the first thing that came into my head." Sirius gave him a look, and shook his head silently.
