Disclaimer: I don't own Evangelion, Gainax does... and I also don't own Pump Up The Volume, New Line Cinema does...

WARNING: May contain frequent couse language...

SO BE IT!!!

By Captain Bardiel

Chapter 1 - Prologue

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You ever get the feeling that everthing in the world is completely fucked up?

You know that feeling that the whole universe is like one inch away from saying, "That's it! Forget it!"

Think about it, everything's polluted: the environment, the government, the schools, you name it.

Speaking of schools, I was walking the hallowed halls the other day and I ask myself, "Is there life after high school?"

Because I can't face tomorrow, let alone a whole year of this shit.

Yeah, you got it, folks. It's me again, with a little attitude for all you out here in "White Bread Land."

For all you nice people living in the middle of the Land of the Rising Sun.

Let's see, we're on, uh, 92 FM tonight, and it feels like a nice clean little band so far.

No one else is using it. Mmm, the price is right.

(chuckles) And yes, folks, you guessed it, tonight I'm as horny as a ten-peckered owl, So stay tuned, because this is Hard Harry, reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark...

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