If you feel like being in this story tell me, there are many people who were accidently deleted from my faves list
and I'd like to pay them back. As I can't be arsed to re-arrange it.
(you see a huge archipeligo of all sorts of islands - all connected) (the screen pans over to a
small flat island and the screen zooms in) (suddenly the entire cast of Conker's Bad Fur
Day, Jet Force Gemini and Pokemon appear - the dead ones ressurected, but you can see what
happenedd to them, as their injuries were crudley fixed)
Lupustheflyingdog: I do not own anything in here except the islands and my stinky bedroom,
... wait - minus stinky (Honestly - it's not but you'll have to take my word for it :)) I also
have a laywer threatening me!
(cut to Lupustheflyingdog's room)
(you see a lawyer with a crossbow)
Lupustheflyingdog: Have a muffin! (hands a muffin to the lawyer (the muffin is packed with plastique,
and it's damn obvious considering huge amounts of it are sticking out and the muffin has "PLASTIQUE" written
on it)
(back to the island)
THE NINTENDO TOURNAMENT
(a highly polished table appears out of nowhere)
(10 figures are at the table, shrouded in shadow)
Lupustheflyingdog: Sooo .... here are the JUDGES!
CONKER!
GREGG THE GRIM REAPER!
BERRI! (The only dead person who I hired a surgeon for!)
TOGEPI!
LUIGA!
DRAGONITE!
FLOYD! (patched up with sellotape)
FARMER!
AAAANDDDDD .... THOSE TWO ANNOYING TRIBALS FROM DINOSAUR2 AND HAMSTER KINGS WASHED UP AT THE WATER RUIN!
THEY COUNT AS ONE PERSON BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY TALK!
AND STUFF!
AND OF COURSE ME!
(Bedlam mental hospital appears for no reason)
Bedlam: Where is London, 1756?
Lupustheflyingdog: Down the corridor, 6th door on the right.
Bedlam: Thanks! (disappears)
Lupustheflyingdog: He'd better not come back. He's been here for ages last time,
trying to find the Marina Trench.
Anyway the first test! Walking over a tightrope to a cliff - at the end I'll show the scores.
If you fall you will be resurrected but not able to continue playing.
Oh, and if you fall you will face a torture.
START!
(you see a line with all of the non-judges walking along)
Jesse: Look! Only one foot! (hops, catches onto the wire, knocking off Ash,
Misty, Juno and Marvin and then falling off herself)
(falling down)
Juno: Stupid twat. (holds out pistol) What are you?
Jesse: A stupid twat!
Juno: Now dance!
Jesse: But I'm in midai...
Juno: DANCE I SAID!
(pans up to the rest of the people)
(you hear a splat)
(the judges give the marks)
Meowth:
Gregg: 0 because you're a shitty cat ...
Meanwhile...
TORTURE TIME!
(You see Marvin in a cage)
Lupustheflyingdog: You'll watch cheeses of the world ... FOR TEN MINUTES!
Marvin: No! Me EAT cheese! I NEED cheese to eat!
(you see Ash and Misty in a cage)
Lupustheflyingdog: No making out!
Ash: Okay.
Lupustheflyingdog: Huh ... oh, god. Wrong year, that is NEXT YEAR'S TORTURE!
I guess the Tellitubbies learn Ninja will do for you. (moves to reveal a TV
showing Tinky Winky having his head cut off with a spinning katana)
Misty: NOOOOOOOO!
(zoom to Juno who is not in a cage)
Lupustheflyingdog: You'll have to wear your sister's mini skirts for a week.
Juno: WHAT? Jeez.
(finally see Jesse in a cage)
Lupustheflyingdog: Crewcut. Now.
Jesse: But... (lupustheflyingdog walks off)
-MEANWHILE AT THE FINAL JUDGE COMMENT-
Conker: And 0 as you shot at me and Berri.
Berri: I always thought you didn't care...
Conker: I don'... I mean I do care! Well kinda. Or something. Er ...
Next Game:
You must navigate these rowing boats through Death Cove (points to a lagoon filled
with rocks and whirlpools) same rules about dying and then torture.
START!
To be continued...
and I'd like to pay them back. As I can't be arsed to re-arrange it.
(you see a huge archipeligo of all sorts of islands - all connected) (the screen pans over to a
small flat island and the screen zooms in) (suddenly the entire cast of Conker's Bad Fur
Day, Jet Force Gemini and Pokemon appear - the dead ones ressurected, but you can see what
happenedd to them, as their injuries were crudley fixed)
Lupustheflyingdog: I do not own anything in here except the islands and my stinky bedroom,
... wait - minus stinky (Honestly - it's not but you'll have to take my word for it :)) I also
have a laywer threatening me!
(cut to Lupustheflyingdog's room)
(you see a lawyer with a crossbow)
Lupustheflyingdog: Have a muffin! (hands a muffin to the lawyer (the muffin is packed with plastique,
and it's damn obvious considering huge amounts of it are sticking out and the muffin has "PLASTIQUE" written
on it)
(back to the island)
THE NINTENDO TOURNAMENT
(a highly polished table appears out of nowhere)
(10 figures are at the table, shrouded in shadow)
Lupustheflyingdog: Sooo .... here are the JUDGES!
CONKER!
GREGG THE GRIM REAPER!
BERRI! (The only dead person who I hired a surgeon for!)
TOGEPI!
LUIGA!
DRAGONITE!
FLOYD! (patched up with sellotape)
FARMER!
AAAANDDDDD .... THOSE TWO ANNOYING TRIBALS FROM DINOSAUR2 AND HAMSTER KINGS WASHED UP AT THE WATER RUIN!
THEY COUNT AS ONE PERSON BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY TALK!
AND STUFF!
AND OF COURSE ME!
(Bedlam mental hospital appears for no reason)
Bedlam: Where is London, 1756?
Lupustheflyingdog: Down the corridor, 6th door on the right.
Bedlam: Thanks! (disappears)
Lupustheflyingdog: He'd better not come back. He's been here for ages last time,
trying to find the Marina Trench.
Anyway the first test! Walking over a tightrope to a cliff - at the end I'll show the scores.
If you fall you will be resurrected but not able to continue playing.
Oh, and if you fall you will face a torture.
START!
(you see a line with all of the non-judges walking along)
Jesse: Look! Only one foot! (hops, catches onto the wire, knocking off Ash,
Misty, Juno and Marvin and then falling off herself)
(falling down)
Juno: Stupid twat. (holds out pistol) What are you?
Jesse: A stupid twat!
Juno: Now dance!
Jesse: But I'm in midai...
Juno: DANCE I SAID!
(pans up to the rest of the people)
(you hear a splat)
(the judges give the marks)
Meowth:
Gregg: 0 because you're a shitty cat ...
Meanwhile...
TORTURE TIME!
(You see Marvin in a cage)
Lupustheflyingdog: You'll watch cheeses of the world ... FOR TEN MINUTES!
Marvin: No! Me EAT cheese! I NEED cheese to eat!
(you see Ash and Misty in a cage)
Lupustheflyingdog: No making out!
Ash: Okay.
Lupustheflyingdog: Huh ... oh, god. Wrong year, that is NEXT YEAR'S TORTURE!
I guess the Tellitubbies learn Ninja will do for you. (moves to reveal a TV
showing Tinky Winky having his head cut off with a spinning katana)
Misty: NOOOOOOOO!
(zoom to Juno who is not in a cage)
Lupustheflyingdog: You'll have to wear your sister's mini skirts for a week.
Juno: WHAT? Jeez.
(finally see Jesse in a cage)
Lupustheflyingdog: Crewcut. Now.
Jesse: But... (lupustheflyingdog walks off)
-MEANWHILE AT THE FINAL JUDGE COMMENT-
Conker: And 0 as you shot at me and Berri.
Berri: I always thought you didn't care...
Conker: I don'... I mean I do care! Well kinda. Or something. Er ...
Next Game:
You must navigate these rowing boats through Death Cove (points to a lagoon filled
with rocks and whirlpools) same rules about dying and then torture.
START!
To be continued...
