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A/N: This little filk came to me while I was driving home from school. It's to the song "Witchy Woman" by The Eagles. I kind of imagined it being sung by a teenage Arthur Weasley after his first real encounter with a muggle woman.

Disclaimer: Second verse, same as the first.

Muggle Madam

new words by Onedergirl

Ruby hair and peachy lips
Blue tints on her finger tips
Echoed voices on the line
She can make that fellytone work just fine

Whoo hoo Muggle Madam
See how fast she drives
Whoo hoo Muggle Madam
She got the sun in her eyes

She show'd me how to watch TV
Taught me 'bout plugs and 'tricity
The Fridgerator in the other room
And a thousand different uses for an ordinary broom

Whoo hoo Muggle Madam
See how fast she drives
Whoo hoo Muggle Madam
She got the sun in her eyes

Well I've got to keep it secret
I don't wanna leave it
But I have to let go sometime

To see what they can do
Who really ever knew
They can do it with no magic
Anywhere, Anytime

Whoo hoo Muggle Madam
See how fast she drives
Whoo hoo Muggle Madam
She got the sun in her eyes