Hehe I am back!

Jazz(baby sister): Took you long enough -_-

Ohh you just shut up nobody asked you for your snippy comment Jasmine :P

Jazz: I know but I decided to give it anyway

Yeah I noticed

Jazz: Hmph just because Tosha's birthday came up didn't mean u could take a vaction

Hmph my ass I had to deal with her unlike you who got to stay home

Jazz: *smirks* I know it was nice not hearing either of you J

You suck

Jazz: Blow me

….You're boy?

Jazz: GO DIE KEN! (runs out of the room slamming the door)

Hehe I knew that would get rid of her anyway this is the new EdXEnvy story I will be working on since I am currently having writers block (damn you) with my other two stories here it is the first chapter

Pairings: EdXEnvy, AlXWrath, minor AlXWinry

Warinings: Language, OOC, Mpreg, Minor Violence, Lemons possibly

Dislcaimer: I do not own FMA I have made requests to Arakawa-senpai (not really) but no such luck

_Chapter 1 Ed and Envy…?

"Al you sure Ed said it was okay to come vist?" Winry asked as she and Alphonse walked through East City looking for Al's older brother's apartment "Yeah Winry, brother said it was alright, he wasn't having any company other then you and me" Al said looking at his best friend since childhood.

Winry sighed looking at the paper with Ed's adress labeled on it, "87 Wetstone Road, it should be that way" she said pointing out the street. When they found it, the sun was just beginning to set and they found the lights off.

"Al maybe he's not home yet" Alphonse shook his head knocking on the door when he noticed it wasn't locked he pushed it open feeling through the dark for the lightswtich. He found it and clicked the light on, Winry looked around noticing Ed's house was actually preety clean, compared to how the man used to take care of things when he and Al used to live together in the Military dorms.

Then she went into the bathroom noticing something that shouldn't be there, a bottle of female hormones um? "Al come look at this" said boy walked into the bathroom and saw the bottle blinking repeadtly then blushing like a tomatoe. "Those cant be brother, maybe there his girlfriends or something" well he was half right.

Then they heard a thud from the room above them, they both looked at each other nodding. Alphonse climbed the staris looking at the bedroom door, he looked to Winry she nodded slowly and with a twist of his wrist the door knob twisted and he pushed the door open. The room was dark so he had to fumble around till he found the switch, when he fliped it they both looked over at the bed and saw Edward fast asleep with his arm around someone.

They inched closer and both of them flinched in the bed with Ed's arm around him was none other then Envy. Or at least they thought it was Envy the person in the bed had Envy's muscular body but the face seemed more womanly and they knew Envy was male or at least they thought he was a man you could never tell with the gender confused palm tree.

Winry gasped faintly inching away from the bed, Al gagged trying to keep quiet. Suddenly a half moan and groan came from the green haired form under the sheets, Envy lifted himself up and yawned. But then he stiffened he turned around to see Winry and Al both gaping at him like fish out of water.

"WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE YOU TWO HERE?" he/she shouted loud enough to wake the dead, Winry squeaked while Alphonse glared "I could ask you the same question!" he snapped this woke Ed up however. The blonde sat up looking around and then his eyes became wide and he flew out of the bed landing on his head Winry screamed because Ed was naked as the day he was born.

She fainted landing with a loud thud, Envy glared at her unconscious form. "Dramatic much?" he grumbled Al hissed "Why are you naked brother? AND WHY IS HE IN YOU'RE BED?" Ed blushed while rubbing his aching head "We're dating" was the simple reply from the homunculus sitting on the bed with the sheets wrapped around his lower half.

"I CAN SEE THAT AND JUST SHUT UP THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND MY BROTHER!" Al growled baring his teeth. Ed climbed to his feet grabbing his underwear which had been forgotten on the near by arm chair, "Al seriously calm down ok!" he said when he at least had something covering himself.

Al breathed deeply through his nostrils "Ok Ed, but could you explain why you and him are dating?" Envy got up from the bed picking up a robe from the floor and putting it on then striding over to his chibi. The blonde took Envy's hand "We been together for awhile now, since I got our bodies back" the younger blonde growled "That's not what I meant Ed" Envy sighed "Its hard to explain even smaller pipsqueak but to make a long story short we're together now, we will be together till our dying days and theres nothing you can do but except it" he grumbled tiredly.

The youngest Elric sighed in defeat "Fine I give up" they all heard a groan from behind Al who gasped they had completely forgotten about the knocked out Winry on the floor. Envy sighed again sitting on the floor Al blinked "Whats wrong with you?" the green haired homunculus looked up with a drain expression and his face was green. "I'm sick and its getting about time for me… for me" he groaned and botled out of the room and into the connected bathroom slamming the door shut.

Ed sighed and followed his lover, Al put Winry on the bed and followed his older brother and he heard something he wished he hadn't Envy was throwing up just about everything humanly or homunculus ly possible. Every retch made the homunculus's head burrow further and futher into the toilet "Brother whats wrong with him?" he asked while wincing as he saw the color chunks come out of Envy's mouth.

"I don't know he's been like this for a week now but he wont go to the docters" Ed mumbled while rubbing gental circles in the green haired sins backside and holding his hair back. Al glared "Wow he's as stubborn as you when it comes to docters" Edward chuckled "Yeah that's why we're made for each other" Al smiled a little then finally Envy sat back on his heels with his arms wrapped around his abdomen.

"Ok that's it you're going to the docter's tommarow Envy!" Ed snapped Envy didn't even try to argue as Ed carried him bridal style. "Hey Al, you can put Winry in the guest room and you can sleep on the couch if you want because I'm gonna need help with Envy in the morning" Al nodded.

Al walked back down the staris after he had put Winry to bed, he groand while sitting down. "This is not my day" he grumbled, he just found out his brother's gay and that he is in a relationship with their enime and on top of that Envy was sick and they didn't know if it was life threating or not.

"You think you're day sucked?" a voice mumbled from the corner he flinched looking at the figure who was coming out of the shadows. "Wrath…?" he muttered unsure the person laughed "You remember me? I'm shocked and truly touched" the boy laughed standing in front of Alphonse.

Wrath still looked the same except he was taller and his voice was a bit deeper. "Why are you here?" the blacked haired teen smiled "Because nii-san is here, he's the only family I have left because of you…" the boy trailed off Al flinched he didn't think Wrath would remember that he and Ed had nearly killed Envy but succeded in killing off the rest of the homunculi including Sloth from what they could tell at the time was that he and the female homunculs who resembled their mother had been very close.

"Yo, alchemist boy?" Al snapped out of his daze with Wrath pale hand waving back and forth over his face.

Wrath sighed "Anyway try listening to you're brother and nii-san going at it like rabbits for three hours straight" Alphonse blushed "Wow… that was one thing I could of gone all day with out hearing about" he said the black haired teen mearly laughed again.

This was going to be a long night…

Sooooo…. Good or bad? But seriously be nice about it I don't apprecate flamers and you can bet you're ass I will delate you're review so be nice if you don't like it keep it to you're self don't be a dick.