Chapter 1: A Witch and A One-way Ticket To Modern Tokyo?!

I do no own Naruto

Hi, I'm Katsuki Umemi Shizenno and I'm going to tell you a story about my three Akatsuki friends Kakuzu, Hidan and Sasori .

It all began on a cool fall evening. It was very cloudy in lands around Konohagakure. It was wide and open with nothing but grass allowing the breeze to roll across the land with it's icy chill. Pein had sent Kakuzu, Hidan and Sasori on a mission. They were to retrieve some special documents from a small town.

"Is it just me or is today ridiculously gloomy?" Hidan asked. "And cold."

"Quit complaining, Hidan," Kakuzu growled.

"Shut up!"

Kakuzu chuckled at what Hidan had said.

"Why you little…!" Hidan started but Sasori clasped his hand over his mouth.

"Come on guys," Sasori said.

He said it nicely but his eyes flashed with apparent annoyance.

Kakuzu merely began walking again and Hidan growled but then let it go.

So they continued toward the town. A couple of miles away from the town the wind picked up to a heavy gust.

"Where'd this wind come from?" Sasori questioned.

"I have no id--" Kakuzu stopped short.

A small light was flashing in front of them. It grew and grew until a witch appeared.

"What the--" Hidan started. "Kakuzu?"

"Don't ask me," Kakuzu said.

He turned to the witch girl.

"Who are you?" he asked.

The witch girl laughed and then said, "You'll know soon enough. You'll know all the secrets!"

Then she shot them with a blast and everything went black.

Hidan, Kakuzu and Sasori awoke in some bushes.

"Where are we?" Kakuzu groaned.

"Beats me," Hidan replied.

"Hey, c'mon," Sasori said. "Let's see."

They peeped their heads out the bushes and as soon as they saw where they were a simultaneous, "oh no" was uttered.

"How'd we get here?" Hidan asked.

"I don't know," Kakuzu replied.

They were in modern-day Tokyo. They said "oh no" because the remembered the trip I'd taken them on once before.

"What do we do?" Hidan asked.

"I know," Sasori replied.

"Are we in trouble?"

"I know. Um, Kakuzu are you even listening?"

"We need to get my car," Kakuzu replied.

"What?" Sasori asked.

"First we get my car where I hid it down at the wharf. Then we go shopping for some clothes get a hotel and call Leader-sama with the cells Katsu-chan gave us."

Hidan and Sasori stood there staring for a moment.

"How do you think so fast?" Hidan asked.

Kakuzu chuckled and they proceeded with their plan. They took the subway down to the wharf and got Kakuzu's car which he was glad was in good shape. Next they drove downtown to the clothing shops. Kakuzu booked a hotel over the phone and they were dressed rather nicely. In a short sentence, Kakuzu's plan went perfectly. By the time they were done it was night so they headed off to the hotel.

"Wow," Hidan said when they entered their room. "You actually put aside enough money to get a decent hotel."

"Shut up or you're sleeping in the car."

"Whatever," Hidan groaned.

So they went to bed. They'd call Pein tomorrow. But how would it go?

A/N: You'll find out about the trip to Tokyo another time.