Whenever, Wherever
Authors: WWFDivaGirl and Miss Calysto-Helmsley
Authors Notes: Written after getting Shakira's "Whenever, Wherever" stuck in our heads after reading/writing WWFDivaGirl's fanfiction of the same name. KitKat and Tasha are from Night the Lights Went Out and Road to Wrestle Mania (by Miss C-H) and Will you please shut the hell up (and kiss me)? (At http://affinity.addictions.s5.com, by Diva)
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KitKat:* starts humming*
Hunter glared at Tasha, "This is your fault!"
"It's a decent song, Hunter!" said Tasha, sticking her tongue out at her best friend's fiancee. "Whenever, Wherever, we're meant to be together!"
"I'll be there and you'll be near, And that's the deal my dear." Katherine sang as she spun around the room. Hunter groaned and looked at Tasha.
Chris just laughed. And then started humming. When he realized it was now stuck in his head he sighed and glanced at his loving fiance'.
"Ha!" said Tasha spinning around the room (not knocking anything over) "TOLD you it was addictive!"
"No you didn't" said Hunter, the party pooper. "You said it was a decent song.
Katherine jumped in Hunter's lap. "Dance with me!"
"What?"
Austin would've jumped in by this point but he was in the kitchen drinking a beer and singing in his hillbilly voice, "They're over, you're under you'll never have to wonder we can always play by ear But that's the deal my dear!"
Tasha had pulled Chris into a hug, and they were dancing around the room, singing. Austin was warbling in the background, and Katherine was dragging Hunter round the room by an arm singing. Suddenly, Rikishi, Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay appeared
"Aww damnit!" Hunter groaned.
Suddenly a spotlight appeared out of nowhere. And the new trio started dancing in the middle of the room. Everyone started clapping. Hunter suddenly smiled and glanced at Chris.
"Glad you lightened up." Chris said.
"Yeah well, Tasha bought that spotlight with your credit card." Hunter said with a laugh.
"Why does that not surprise me?" said Chris, pulling Tasha into a kiss. Rikishi, Grandmaster, and Scotty finished the dance, and suddenly, everyone went back to normal. Kind of. Except they were ALL singing now, even Hunter!! Hunter sang along... sort of. He just hummed to the parts he didn't know. Katherine happily filled in the gaps for him.
"Whenever, wherever...."
"Will you all just shut-up!"
Everyone turned to face a very irritated Test.
"Oooohh!!!" They all said. "SOMEBODY's a bit of a Moaning Michael!!!"
"What is the matter with you people? You are in the presence of Test, yet you keep singing that ridiculous song!"
"Moron" muttered Katherine, under her breath.
"And I can sing SO much better than you guys!" he said, and he started singing "Once you've had Test, you forget about the rest!" in such an off- tune voice everyone put their hands to their ears.
"Test, just stick to Shakira!" Tasha and KitKat yelled at him. The others in the room applauded the girls, and they smiled at each other before bursting out into song.
"Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together! I'll be there, and you'll be near, and that's the deal my dear!"
~*~The End~*~
Authors: WWFDivaGirl and Miss Calysto-Helmsley
Authors Notes: Written after getting Shakira's "Whenever, Wherever" stuck in our heads after reading/writing WWFDivaGirl's fanfiction of the same name. KitKat and Tasha are from Night the Lights Went Out and Road to Wrestle Mania (by Miss C-H) and Will you please shut the hell up (and kiss me)? (At http://affinity.addictions.s5.com, by Diva)
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KitKat:* starts humming*
Hunter glared at Tasha, "This is your fault!"
"It's a decent song, Hunter!" said Tasha, sticking her tongue out at her best friend's fiancee. "Whenever, Wherever, we're meant to be together!"
"I'll be there and you'll be near, And that's the deal my dear." Katherine sang as she spun around the room. Hunter groaned and looked at Tasha.
Chris just laughed. And then started humming. When he realized it was now stuck in his head he sighed and glanced at his loving fiance'.
"Ha!" said Tasha spinning around the room (not knocking anything over) "TOLD you it was addictive!"
"No you didn't" said Hunter, the party pooper. "You said it was a decent song.
Katherine jumped in Hunter's lap. "Dance with me!"
"What?"
Austin would've jumped in by this point but he was in the kitchen drinking a beer and singing in his hillbilly voice, "They're over, you're under you'll never have to wonder we can always play by ear But that's the deal my dear!"
Tasha had pulled Chris into a hug, and they were dancing around the room, singing. Austin was warbling in the background, and Katherine was dragging Hunter round the room by an arm singing. Suddenly, Rikishi, Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay appeared
"Aww damnit!" Hunter groaned.
Suddenly a spotlight appeared out of nowhere. And the new trio started dancing in the middle of the room. Everyone started clapping. Hunter suddenly smiled and glanced at Chris.
"Glad you lightened up." Chris said.
"Yeah well, Tasha bought that spotlight with your credit card." Hunter said with a laugh.
"Why does that not surprise me?" said Chris, pulling Tasha into a kiss. Rikishi, Grandmaster, and Scotty finished the dance, and suddenly, everyone went back to normal. Kind of. Except they were ALL singing now, even Hunter!! Hunter sang along... sort of. He just hummed to the parts he didn't know. Katherine happily filled in the gaps for him.
"Whenever, wherever...."
"Will you all just shut-up!"
Everyone turned to face a very irritated Test.
"Oooohh!!!" They all said. "SOMEBODY's a bit of a Moaning Michael!!!"
"What is the matter with you people? You are in the presence of Test, yet you keep singing that ridiculous song!"
"Moron" muttered Katherine, under her breath.
"And I can sing SO much better than you guys!" he said, and he started singing "Once you've had Test, you forget about the rest!" in such an off- tune voice everyone put their hands to their ears.
"Test, just stick to Shakira!" Tasha and KitKat yelled at him. The others in the room applauded the girls, and they smiled at each other before bursting out into song.
"Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together! I'll be there, and you'll be near, and that's the deal my dear!"
~*~The End~*~
