"Hey, Germany~! Look at this!"

"What is it I...ta..ly...um, what is this?"

"Hm...I don't know~! The title says, "APH-Corsica", and it's by this person called..."Dracontessa".

"Well, this person certainly is crazy."

"Germany...did you put cameras in the room?"

"Wh-what?!"

"It's an honest question, Germany."

"I-I did not!"

"Hey! What's everyone doing here?"

"Oh! Hi, America! We're looking at a picture of me and Germany fu-"

"Having fun! A picture of Italy and I having fun!"

"...they've gotten to you, too?"

"Who?!"

"I don't know, but they're sick people who draw and write creepy things about me and England..."

"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm reporting this."

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Elsewhere...

"What in the world?! My yaoi is getting reported?! It's not like I can resort to yuri or anything! Come on!"

"Euh, Japan? What are you yelling about, aru?"

"...none of your business..."

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You gotta have one of those "characters find out about yaoi/yuri/pairings/ etc." fics!

If you don't get the dialogue sequence: Italy, Germany, Italy, Germany, Italy, Germany, Italy, Germany, America, Italy, Germany, America, Germany, America, Germany, Japan, China, Japan.

The picture, "APH-Corsica" actually exists. URL: http:// dracontessa. /art /APH-Corsica- 107748842 (minus the spaces). Dracontessa, if you stumble upon this fic, this is for you! Love your work!

Kay, short story is short...

Also, please send in some requests!