HISTRIONIC

CHAPTER 1: Girl and Boy

Part I Summary: What if she was the bad skater and he was the popular cheerleader? Not your average story. She's trying to forget her past, he's trying to escape. Bottom line, they have problems.

Author's Note: Warning. Some Crude Language.

You have been warned.


"Li is such a fag!" One of my friends shouted.

That would be Arima. He was too smart and too cute for his own good.

Here's me and my friends. Eriol, Yukito, Yamazaki, Jin and Arima, we're all sitting on the bleachers of the school's football field one sunny day.

Eriol rolled his eye liner-ed eyes. "Just 'cause Li's a cheerleader doesn't mean he's a fag."

Arima laughed easily. "I know, but the fact that you like to butt-rape him every night makes him a fag!"

I laughed too and rolled my skateboard back and forth with my foot while leaning on a bleacher seat.

"Hey," Eriol defended. "It's not rape when they like it!"

He was joking, of course.

I laughed, Yukito laughed, Yamakazi stared at his fingers, Arima raised an eyebrow and Jin stared at the cheerleaders.

We were here for a few reasons:

One: We had nothing better to do.

Two: Meilin, my lovely emo friend, decided to become a cheerleader.

Three: We all love Meilin.

Four: Meilin has cheer practice and she wants "moral support" from us. Since we love her so much, we're there.

For sure.

Anything for Meilin!

She is super cool, and my best-est friend ever. We hang out in a group of six and Meilin is the only other girl in that group, besides me.

Well anyway...

I'm just sitting there while watching all the little cheerleaders hop around, clap, whine, and scream. They sort of remind me of monkeys acting like that. Rabid monkeys.

It's hot. My hair is in two messy bun and my bangs are swept to the side. I'm wearing my awesome ensemble. A black tank top, my favorite pair of skinny jeans, a crap load of friendship braclets, metal rings Eriol made me and Meilin in metal shop, my black DC's, a little chain with my guitar pick on it(so i wont loss it, ya know?)... what else am I wearing.

Oh yeah. My favorite tie. Its red and awesome.

A lot of people ask me why I wear a tie sometimes. This is why:

Because I fucking want too. It adds a sort of masculine touch to any outfit, which looks cool.

Some dumb bitch called me a "poser" once when I wore it. I'm not a "poser". Honestly, I dont know what the hell that is. Also, I dont like the sound of that word, therfore, fuck those bitches, I am not a "poser".

So right now, Eriol and Arima are exchanging 'Yo Mamma' jokes. Random yes, but funny.

Arima says, "Yo mamma's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and flooded China!"

Eriol counters with, "Yo mamma's so fat, she has more Chins' than a Hong Kong phone book!"

I'm thinking: Haha!

They went from talking about fags, to cigarettes, to lung cancer, to health class, to the stupid teacher who teaches health class, to teacher confrence, to their parents...

The Beautiful Yukito turns and starts talking to me.

"So Saku-chan, how's life?"

I smiled.

To put it simply, Yukito is just awesome. I dont often hang out with him since he thinks all the guys I hang out with are dumbasses, which I cant blame him. He's a senior and a good friend of my brother, who is also a senior.

"A bitch. And you?" I grinned.

He says, "Well I cant say its going horribly, but it could be better."

I say, "How so?"

I love talking with him. He's so cool.

"Um. Well, -"

Before I know what could be better in his life, he was interupted by Eriol and Arima.

"Yo mamma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!"

"Yo mamma's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in !"

"Yo mamma's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says 'okay'!"

They were bitching pretty loud.

The cheerleaders stop and stared at us. A few of them laughed. Jin waved at them stupidly. Poor Jin...

I saw Li Syaoran scan us like a scantron. That man whore.

Here's the thing about Li Syaoran. He was a man whore. 'Nuf said.

Okay, so he's the only male cheerleader in the history of the entire school...history. He's super gorgeous, I cant deny it.

He has messy brown "sex hair" and these really pretty brown eyes. He has dark eyelashes that makes his eyes stand out and look really bright. His face is so cute... and his body.. I'm not even going to go there...

And I dont usually stare at him and write down these descriptions, just so you know. This is what I hear from other girlies.

Unfortunately, he's a slut. I hear he's dated all the cheerleaders since he was a freshman.

And now he's a sophomore. That's a little over a year! That's like forty-some girls!

It seems weird, but I've known him since sixth grade. I used to talk to him too, he was a total nerd. But we went our seperate ways.

I glanced at Meilin, who was laughing. I smiled and waved at her and she smiled and waved back.

I looked at the other little cheerleaders.

Wait a minute.

"Yo mamma's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strike oil!"

"Ooh, is that the best you can come up with, bitch?! Yo mamma's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!"

Li Syaoran was looking at me.

I blinked. He was not looking at me! I look over at him.

He looked away.

Or was he really staring at me? No, why would he look at me, I'm friggen ugly! Okay, I take that back. I'm pretty damn hot! Vain much, no? Haha! ...I'm just not his type.

I looked back at him and he was looking at me again. Our eyes locked.

I get a chill through my body.

Freaky.

"Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!"

"Ooh, it is on now! Yo mama's so poor your family eats cereal with a fork to save milk!"

I'm thinking: Tee-hee! That one's funny.

They were screaming now.

"YO MAMMA'S SO POOR SHE WENT TO MCDONALD'S AND PUT A MILKSHAKE ON LAYAWAY!"

"YO MAMMA'S SO POOR HER FACE IS ON THE FRONT OF A FOODSTAMP!"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOOD STAMP LOOKS LIKE?"

"YO MAMMA SHOWED ME!"

I was laughing pretty hard now and so was Yamakazi. Yukito was chuckling. Jin, well... he was trying to make eye contact with the girls.

No dice for Jin. Poor fella.

Suddenly, the cheer coach was stomping up the bleachers. She's my P.E. teacher, I think. If I ever go to P.E class this year, I'll update. "BOYS!"

"YO MAMMA- Huh?"

She says, "Can you please be quiet? You're distracting the cheerleaders!"

Arima said, "Honestly Miss Naro, the squad should get used to these kind of distractions, ya know? During the games, the crowds wont be calm and silent for your little cheerleaders."

He makes an excellent point there!

She coach gave Arima a crazy psycho look, like she was trying to molest him with her leer.

I was scared. For all of us.

"BE. QUIET. PLEASE."

Eriol laughed as the coach stomped back down the bleachers and back to the squad.

Yamakazi pipped in. "Did you know that Li Syaoran had a love child with her?"

Jin looked up. Poor, gullible Jin. "Really?" He said incredulously.

Yamakazi nodded. "Yeah, but she was already married. So then her husband found out and she said that it was her husband's child, but it wasn't since she never got any action until Li."

Jin was like this: (O.o)

He said, "Eww."

He turned to me. "Dont fuck Li, he's dirty. He's been fucking Miss Naro and Eriol so that says something."

Wait. Why would I fuck Super-Slut Li? Why did he single me out?

Yukito laughed.

The cheerleaders went back to practicing...

But I swear I saw Li wink at me.


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