Biostar Runner

Before you read, this is my first fan fic, ok... Go easy on me. The characters belong to The Brother Chaps. Also, since of Homestar's funny speech, some letters have been replaced with others.

It was a peaceful day in Free Country USA, until one day...

Homestar Runner, as usual, busts into Strong Bad's house, just about every day, but this time, Homestar had something important to tell Strong Bad, besides stalking him, like he always does...

"Hey Stwong Bad, have you read today's newspaper?", asked Homestar, with a sort-of-scared face. "Uh, no. Why would I. It bores people.", responded Strong Bad. "Well, then look at this. It's impowtant." said Homestar, who was now just freaked out. "Okay, fine. Whatever.", responded Strong Bad, with a sarcastic tone of voice. His feelings went from bored and annoyed to fearful and phobic on the inside when he read the newspaper, but since he tries to fool Homestar, he just laughed. "Bwahahahaha. You really think that's actually happening?" said Strong Bad, sarcastically laughing, not showing any fear at all, since he doesn't wanna embarrass himself in front of anyone, which on his occasion, will think that others will make him look like a wuss.

"Hey, take it sewiouswy Stwong Bad. It's about a biological disaster happening in this ol' town of ouws.", said Homestar, leaving Strong Bad's house with an angry frown on his face. "What have I done... Homestar's gonna kill me for that.. Ah, what the heck...", thought Strong Bad to himself. "I'll just leave the newspaper here since dumpus like reading it sometimes.", said Strong Bad, backing away from it, then running into the room where the fun machine was, and jumped into the pile of clothes, hiding, since that article which obviously scared him. "Hey, wait a minute, what if Strong Sad reads that newspaper article? Bwahahahahaha, that'll be funny like the time when he fell for that prank the other day...", thought Strong Bad to himself, but still scared.

Meanwhile, Strong Sad came downstairs, looking for The Cheat, since that little yellow, black speckled pet, form who knows where, has been missing for quite a while. "If I don't find The Cheat, then Strong Mad will literally explode!", thought Strong Sad to himself, feeling scared. He already searched the whole house twice. After he third time he gave up. "I need a break...", thought Strong Sad to himself, after running around the whole house three times, inspecting every square inch, trying to find evidence of where The Cheat has gone to. He decided to sit down and read the newspaper, since The Cheat was nowhere to be found. After Strong Sad read that article about that deadly disease, he screamed, while running around the house in panic, and ran into his room, hiding under his bed.

Strong Bad laughed to himself when he heard Strong Sad screaming, since he like to scare him and pummel him, every hour, on the hour. Meanwhile, Strong Sad fell asleep just after a few minutes after reading that article that scared the living crap outta him. When he woke up an hour later, he read the article again, to make sure that it was no joke, and it was no joke, it was really happening. Mean while, Strong Bad came out from that pile of clothes of his and said to Strong Sad, "Did you see it? Bwaahahahaha, that article scared you.", said Strong Bad, as if Strong Sad fell for another one of his jokes again. "It said to turn on your radios to station 5 today at 6:00 P.M. or your television to that same station, it's important!", said Strong Sad, with an extremely serious tone of voice.

Well, that's the end of chapter one. Tune in next time. Please review and tell me if it was okay.