Rurouni-maxi: Heya people! I just thought up something :P LOL I was a little happy for no reason, maybe too much sugar, but I just thought this song up, Mambo no.5 by Lou Bega and made a Kenshin-version of it :P The song is sung by Kenshin, ony 2 sentences by Sano (I just thought those were real Sano-quotes lol)

The sentences with these marking sare the chorusses!

Disclaimer Guy: Rurouni-maxi does not own Mambo no. 5 (by Lou Bega) nor does she own Rurouni Kenshin (too bad for her, ne?)


Oro no. 5

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Oro no. 5!

This is Kenshin here,
Everybody in the dojo is kinda weird,
So to, sing this song here I'm risking my life, Kaoru-dono's gonna flip,
But I really don't want a,
Beating-up like I had last week,
The bruises still visible on my cheek,
Like with Megumi, Shura, Tomoe and Misao
And as I continue, I give a big 'Oro'!
So what I'm gonna do, is ask you, Sano,
To help me out, 'couse I'm getting abused, you know,
(Sano) Look, when everything's fine,
We're gonna have a party with loads and loads of sake

(Kenshin)
A little bit of laundry is my life,
With Kaoru-dono by my side,
For a little bit of tofu off to the city,
Who's gonna be the hero? That is me,
A little bit of sweeping in the sun,
A little bit of cooking when I'm done,
I am a little feminine, that I am,
If I was a little taller I'd be a man!

Oro no. 5!

Jump up, smash down,
Running all around,
Predict to the sound,
Opponent on the ground
Now dodge one left, and stab one right,
Shishio in front, Enishi to the side,
They hit me once, I hit them twice,
If they're not dead, then I'm doing all right

Saving Kaoru-dono is my life,
With my sakabato on my side,
Why are we the only ones who cannot see,
That the perfect couple would make her and me,
I always look surprised at Tokio,
I mean who the hell would marry Saito,
Another good pair is Megumi and Sano,
Tsubame and Yahiko!

Oro no. 5!

Preparing Kaoru's bath makes me feel alive,
I hope she someday would be my wife,
But for now I can only peek,
And make her some soup with Japanese leek,
I watch her training in the sun,
When she's pissed, Yahiko's on the run,
Sano's always complaining about her food,
But I can't say either that it's good…

Kaoru, Kaoru,
There is no other girl like you,
I can't run, but I can hide,
Looks like I'm stuck to you for all my life…


Kenshin: Not that this one cares about the last sentence :winks:

Rurouni-maxi: Kenshin, you're so cute when you wink!

Kenshin: No! It's the C-word again!

Rurouni-maxi: Oh yeah, you don't like it when I say cute, right?

Kenshin:twitches:

Rurouni-maxi: Okay, let's see... um... KAWAII! ("cute" in Japanese)

Kenshin: Okay, that's better :winks:

Rurouni-maxi: Yay! You winked again! You're so cute (Kenshin twitches once more) umm... I mean kawaii, Kenshin

Soujiro: Review or I'll get you :)