Skull:we don't own Naruto.

Hidan:we don't own naruto either they own us*Gives off a evil smile*.

kakuzu:we need to own it.

Kazue:dad you cant own everything god.

Hidan:JASHIN!

Kazue: me and skull own ourselves.

Kazue pov:

We were playing football one day, me and Skull, when it happened. We kicked the football through the bushes. We hear four sounds of pain. "Did you just hear people in pain?" I ask. "Nah" said Skull whilst tying his shoelaces. "Could be the police again." "Really Kazue? Four policemen in one patrol area? Seriously?" he said when he finished tying his shoelaces. We walk away with the football in hand. (It magically came back). "Who kicked the fucking football?!" someone who sounded a lot like Gaara shouted. Four men who look a lot like the Naruto characters: Naruto, Gaara, Kakashi and Sasuke walked out from the bushes. "You guys must be what people call a paedophile stalker."I say. Skull face palms. "No we didn't do anything just playing footy" Skull said while doing keep it ups. I am following the ball with my head. "anyway we are just gonna go now" The Naruto lookalike said weirded out. They walk away. Skull screams "GOAL" then flops on the ground. Skull rolls over on the ground and says in a crazy persons voice "the ground is dusty motherfucker!" I just face palm.

"What are you doing Skull?" I said to him as I was looking down, "I had jelly legs," He said to me with that crazy voice "Well get up before you embarrasses yourself, ok!" I yelled at him. "We should go home" he said while getting up.

Skulls pov:

We were walking home at a very slow pace, until we ended up infrunt of a tree not notising the Naruto and Sasuke look a likes spying on us(OMG they are pedos). " Race you up the tree!" said Kazue. "I have full concentration!" I said as I ran up the tree not holding on to anything. "Holy Shit!" yelled Kazue with a funny look on his your document here...