Right well this is sheer boredom, yea I love reading marauder fics like this and one of my favs (notepassing check it out) inspired me to write my own! Don't know if its any good but its mine so :P to haters
Disclaimer: so I've seen these around and don't really understand why we have to put them on but here goes nothing, I own NOTHING!!!!
Remus: Why is Prongs singing like that?
Sirius: Well, over the summer I decided to show him a collection of Michael Jackson albums.
Remus: ......Oh god, what have you done?
Sirius: I'm not entirely sure about that....but this does look promising for future blackmail
Remus: Why Sirius? have i done something to you? did Wormtail do anything to you?
Sirius: Actually, yes, you have
Remus: Really? Tell me please, that i might rectify this serious and grave mistake oh mighty one.....ok is any of this working at all?
Sirius:....maybe.....in any case, to jog your memory maybe this will ring a bell; Mr. Whomples
Remus: You mean your stuffed duck? come on Padfoot, that was ages ago!
Sirius: that doesn't mean he has left my heart you prick!!!!!!!
Peter: Guys, why in Merlin's name has Prongs resorted to animal mating calls to get through class?
Remus: those aren't mating calls....ok well maybe SOME of them are, but poor Prongsie just doesn't know yet what will attract Evans.....anyway Wormtail this is Padfoots fault
Sirius: Ah Wormtail, i see you have stumbled onto my revenge plan......you know of course this means you must die right?
Peter: revenge?!?!?!? O.o what for?
Sirius.......fire....so much....fire....AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP, WHY THE CHOCO SYRUP MOONY, WHY?
Remus: that translates into: Don't Ask
Peter: does it have to do with your 'furry little problem'?
Remus:....sure lets go with that one
James: which brings up a question I have been meaning to ask.
Remus: Prongs! oh thank MERLIN!! I thought you were lost completely.
James:....I got better
Sirius: More like Lily told him she didn't like his singing
James: Shut up, anyway, moony; may i name your son romulus? or how about jacob?
Remus: No to the first one and DOUBLE HELL NO to the second one, besides that is assuming that someone would want to be with me.
Sirius: I don't know.....I have seen enough porn over the years to say that werewolf sex sounds kinda kinky
Peter: I think Padfoot just came out of the closet gents
Remus: all of that was because of wasn't it Padfoot?
Sirius:.....He shan't of died in vain!!!!
Sirius: Moony, why does History of Magic have to be so boring?
Remus: If I were to bring up a list of reasons I think the main one would be because the teacher is a GHOST!!!
James: That does seem to effect the general atmostphere of funitude doesn't it?
Remus: 1st Prongs 'funitude' isn't a word. 2nd why don't we do something fun instead?
Sirius: Has hell frozen over? Look Prongs, our dear Moony is suggesting that us perfect little angels NOT listen to a teacher
James: sniff they grow up so fast
Peter: technically there was one other time he did that….
Remus: We agreed not to talk about that again!!!!
James: To be fair he was drunk
Peter: Yeah, but the tutu was kind of our fault
Sirius: So was the alcohol now that I think about it
Remus: And the love potion for Prof. Sprout?
Sirius: …Maybe
James: In any case due to our lack of fun things to do I have come upon something fun to talk about
Sirius: NO! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT BLOODY EVANS ONE MORE BLOODY TIME! I don't care about her 'fiery hair', her 'emerald eyes' and I don't bloody care about her bloody 'perfect complexion'!!!! She has turned my best friend into a…..into a…..
Peter: Stalker?
Sirius: YES! (thank you Wormtail) and I want my best friend back, NOW!
Remus: I think Padfoot has lost it
Peter: I wasn't aware he ever had it
James: Prongs would like to agree with that and add that he merely wished to comment on the great quidditch conditions today.
Sirius: …..really? …..that's all? …..THANK MERLIN!
James: ….And that Lily looked quite stunning today with her new haircut
Sirius: AAAGGGGGHHHHH
