Author:
Sporkie
Word Count: I dunno .3. 160 or so?
A/N:….ENJOY! :D
---ANYWHOOO—
"Hey Ulquiorra."
Growl.
"What?"
"Are you gay?"
Chokes on tea.
"Excuse me? Can you repeat that?"
Grimmjow rolled his eyes. "What? Are you deaf too? I asked if you were gay."
Ulquiorra just glared at him. "Why would I be gay? What gave you that idea in the first place?"
"The makeup."
"What makeup?"
Grimmjow sighed and started to pull on Ulquiorra cheeks. "These makeup."
"LETH GAW OF MAH CHEECH!"
Grimmjow let go, earning a himself a punch in the stomach.
"Do. Not. Touch. Me. These are NATURAL!" Ulquiorra emphasized on natural.
Grimmjow leaned in closer. "Really? They look so…unreal though." His hands reached up and trace the tears.
"OMFG! AFJGSDSLKASBKHGDFDAYRUWDBSAJH! OI YAMMY! NNOITRA! YOU OWN GIN, GGIO, AND ME FIVE BUCKS! THOSE TWO ARE GAY WITH EACH OTHER!!!"
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra turned around to see Szayel running down the hall way.
"…"
"…I hate you."
"Really? I thought you were gay for me."
"….*uck my life."
---END!—
Sporkie: Just a little introduction to our one shot series :]
