Ok. To start off, lemme just casually say...

This was written by my nine year old sister. It's kinda cute, actually. Not to mention super short.

Story: Voldemort Goes Bonkers (she included that in her handwritten draft she handed to me, so I had to too)


CRASH! Harry landed smack in the middle of Godric's Hollow – the place where he was born. But who was there waiting for him? A tall man whose face was bright chalk white and had mad crimson eyes stood right in front of Harry with a malicious grin on his face. Harry was so shocked that he had touched a portkey and landed in Godric's Hollow!

"Make him lose his mind!" rang a voice in Harry's head. Without even thinking, Harry whipped out his wand and yelled, "Obliviate!" Voldemort fell backward and gave a goofy smile. "Who are you?" he asked, tilting his head to one side, which greatly reminded Harry of Bellatrix Lestrange.

He knew that Voldemort wouldn't try to kill him, so he said, "Harry Potter." Voldemort jumped up and started singing, "Why can't we be friends!" and waving his arms in the air.

Harry just couldn't hold his laughter and longer, and he stifled one into a cough. He soon had no idea to get out, so he said in a spirited tone, "We can be friends, but I've got to go." Voldemort stopped singing and waved happily. When Harry just exited the door, he heard Voldemort say in an immature voice, "Bye bye!"


And therein ended the shortest of all stories. Ta!