Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.

Japan stirred in his sleep. He always hated sleeping in the middle. Especially between Hong Kong and Korea. He felt the left side of the bed (Where Korea was) sink in and felt something- or someone- loom over him.

"Hello Japan! How are you today!" He heard a loud, booming voice say.

The Japanese boy knew this was going to be a terrible morning.

Japan slowly opened his eyes to be greated by the chubby face of Korea, his face a little too close then he was comfortable with. The raven-haired boy just stared at Korea, wondering why the boy would wake him up so early the sun was just beginning to rise.

"Good morning, Korea. What do you want?" Japan asked, trying not to think about the sleep he was being deprived of.

"Aww," Korea whined, "Don't be like that! I just wanna play!" He stated childishly.

"Go wake up China then," Japan turned to the other side, now facing Hong Kong's back.

"No! I wanna play with you! And... maybe Hong Kong too! If he isn't a grouchy prick, then he can play with us too!" Korea said trying to convince his brother to play with him.

"Korea! Don't use such language! China will get mad!" Japan whispered loudly/yelled quietly.

"Will you two, like, shut the hell up!" A new voice came from Japan's right side.

"Hong Kong! Don't-"

"Hey, you shut up! This conversation is between me and Japan, you dick!" Korea said, now turning to Hong Kong.

"Korea! Please-"

"Says the one who's talking so loud China could probably hear us!" Hong Kong lashed back.

"But I think-"

"Shut your trap you frickin' asshole!" Korea yelled, now getting closer to Hong Kong's face, trying to intimidate him.

"No! You shut up, you bastard!" Hong Kong morphed his face into a scowl.

"Hong Kong, Korea, please stop-" Japan said, trying to end the verbal fight.

"Motherfucker!" Korea screamed.

"Clusterfuck!" Hong Kong yelled. They didn't hear a word Japan said.

"Cockmonkey!"

"Cumtart!"

"Dickface!"

"Fuckersucker!"

"Lameass-!"

Korea, unfortunatly, was interuppted by a very angry, very annoyed China.

"What the heck!"

Korea and Hong Kong stared wide-eyed at China, who was clad in a Shinatty limited edition robe. That only went up to his knees.

"Why are you guys up at this hour! I was sleeping very peacefully, until I heard you two make a huge ruckus! You will pay for waking me up from my panda dreams! Plus, you were saying very naughty words! Those words shall not be spoken in my home to longer!" China yelled, apparantly not embarrassed by his current state of- er, fashion.

"I tried to stop them!" Japan protested. "But they just kept syaing those dirty words you said we weren't supposed to say!"

China suddenly walked up to the bed, and starting pulling Korea and Hong Kong by their ears.

"Like I said, you two will pay! You will stay awake until it's nighttime and time for bed!" The Chinese man said, declaring the punishment. "Right now, you two will go clean the bathroom, while I supervise! Japan, you can sleep."

Japan, finally glad he could sleep, slowly let his head fall onto his pillow.

This morning was turning out just fine after all.

A/N: Oh god. I can't believe I just wrote this. I'm so sleepy. This probably has alot of spelling errors but I don't really care. I know this isn't historically accurate but... who cares! Anyway, I hope at least SOMEONE likes this. Review if you'd like to. *waves off*