happy holydays from your boi

and if you dont like that, then have a merry fuck you (oc warning)

it is now christmas in the united states of possum springs the snow has fallen from the heavens and it is now seasonally appropriate to shove a candy cane up your cavitys

mae is now watching tv howevzer she sees the devil in the screen

mae is hallucinating now a gentle knock knock upon thr door brang mae up to the door "i hope it aint the feds" mae says it was gregg

gregg started to screech like a 56k modem mae then backhanded him to make him stahp "you stop that" gregg then held his cheek "now what do you want?" asked mae "theres a new flavor of fiascola"

before gregg could say anything more mae grabbed gregg by the wrist and jumped on the power lines as if she had moon shoes and ran to the snack falcon faster than you could say "reload mr freeman!"

mae fell off power line and landed face first into the pavementand got a mouth full of concrete, pepples and an old piece of gum someone forgot but amazingly received no falling damage

there was a riot at the snack falcon a lot of people there usually the snack falcon is as populated as Chernobyl its a miracle how its still in buisness considering nobody goes there

the building was not able to house this many people at the same time mae wanted to get involved and went into the store the shelves and counters were ransacked she grabbed the a can of "fiasco cola clear"

suddenly a delorean time machine spun around the corner adjacent to the snack falcon and crashed into the window the delorean plowed into the store causing whoever was driving to fly through the windshield

mae saw this and rushed over to find a man in black pants and a leather jacket lying on the floor bleeding from the forehead his skin was completely white he had cartoony eyes and long black hair forming an arc over his forehead

the man got up and ran over to the soda section and got at least one of everything and ran out the store and got in his delorean mae was curious and ran after him after all he survived a windshield cannonball through the store

the man started the delorean and started to go mae then jumped onto the hood the man immediately got out and ran over to mae who was stiff and unresponsive