1000th Ghost

by default I automatically wrote my name on top like it's an assignment

6-Idk, Father's Day-11

and the unknown date

EL DIA DE LOS PADRES

OMG SCARY CAPS LOCK TITLE IN A MYSTERIOUS LANGUAGE!

Once upon a time (because I have no better opener at the moment), there lived a young girl named Trishanya. Her name was really Chezleslovakia (THAT WORD WILL NEVER BE SPELLED RIGHT EVER. NEITHER WILL "ROCHAFFER" (unless by some miracle I got it right right there (but I doubt it because my speelinnng iz huribul))) Romania Switzerland.

Suddenly, the three evil parenthesis jumped up and ate the "Romania Switzerland" part of her name! OH NOES. Now poor Trishanya was only called Chezleslovakia. But no one knew how to spell it, so they called her nothing at all.

Poor Trishanya was so sad that she sat down and cried and cried. She cried so hard that the Cloud People thought her tears were rain, so they started to create a thunderstorm to go along with her crying. The wind shook the palm tree that she was in (why is she in the palm tree? well, I don't know, and if I don't know, then no one knows, mwahaha).

WHOOSH!, she fell out of the palm tree and started plummeting towards the ground. Luckily, MotoPhoto appeared out of ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE and caught her.

"Why are you crying?" he asked.

"Because I have no name (and because I was in a palm tree for reasons unknown)," she replied.

"I shall give you a name then!" he declared. "1000th Ghost!"

"That's silly. It should be Dorothy."

So MotoPhoto and Dorothy skipped happily into the sunset with fluffy sparkles.

Until the three evil parenthesis ate them.

EL THE END