Prologue

LEGENDARY! The announcer claimed another kill for the current land lord of the summoners rift, aka…

"JAJAJAJAJ! Have you heard vixen? One more for the almighty MONKEY KING!" Wukong laughed raising his staff in the air while standing on the corpse of Cho'gat.

"Geesh Wu stop being so loud, you might miss the announce of your demise" the 'vixen' as Wukong prefers calling his best friend Ahri answered. She was currently trying to keep a confident expression but she was clearly nervous

"You think you are sooo clever vixen, but I got this bet on the tip of my tail" he said spinning his staff on his tail

"And how many times I told you I don't like you to call me that?" she answered" with a big pout on her mouth

"Um let's see... sum nine, take two…"he started writing calculations in the air with his shrunken staff and Ahri just rolled his eyes. If she didn't know him, she would have thought he just wanted to be funny.

But she knew him, and she knew that he indeed was keeping track of how many times she actually told him that.

"I think there were like three or four times less than the ones I answer you that I DON'T CARE" the monkey king laughed to her friend while all she could was snort pouting at him, but then she had a devilish idea, something to use his best friends habit of mocking her against him. She enlarged her pout and then said

"Oh I don't know sir monkey king" the nine tailed fox started "Is that a way to talk to the only woman that in the house that cooks you the food just the way you like it?" she continued sultry "then maybe you'll dinner dried bread and water tonight".

"NO! Please oh grate and powerful Ahri, what must this humble soul do for you to bless it with your mercy?" the monkey king said kneeling and joining his hands in supplication.

"You think you are sooo clever monkey" Wukong widened his eyes "but if you insist I can think of many, many things you can do to repay me" she added sultry while pushing her chest up making them look bigger and sobbing them with one of her tails. Then out of nowhere a pink smoke started surrounding the monkey king.

'This is it! Finally it's working!' the vixen thought blushing and started to feel… something….it was like being horny just that instead of between her legs she felt it between her breasts(a/n that's some explanation -_-a/n) Ahri didn't know what it was called, she had only felt like this a few times in her life.

Always while she was with the monkey king.

"Wu…" she started hopefully with a sweet smile

"Have you heard that?" and then she was interrupted

"Yes I think it sounded like an insinuation?" she asked with her hopes fading.

DOUBLE KILL!

"Yi!" the monkey king exclaimed and then rushed into the jungle.

'Aaaaand it fails again' Ahri thought disappointed before running after his friend 'just why it does keep failing?' she sked herself feeling depressed. "Remember if you die just once I'll win!"

"Like that would ever happen!"

"It happened before" she replied but he just dashed deeper in the jungle ignoring her completely "hey wait for me"

When they arrived to the mid lane they found the corpses of Rengar and Xerath's one being spread in the ground. And next to the crumble that was once the second red turret, was the meditating figure of master Yi surrounded by a four red runes levitating around him. He was barely wounded and already recovering, he and Wukong were in tie, having the same amount of kills (21), deaths (0) with only Yi having two less assistances and recently one double kill.

But Wu didn't mind, he's been working on something special for Yi, and now it was the perfect occasion.

Wasting no more time, he jumped at his master sending two copies surrounding him. Yi didn't even open his eyes until the moment before the monkey's staffs collided with his head.

Except they didn't hit his head but his sword

"How many times did I told you not to bother me while I'm meditating?" the master asked his student.

"Um… let's see, take four…rest tw-" he was interrupted when he had to block Yi's alpha strike which destroyed his clones, and counter attack with a back kick aimed to his midsection.

He catch his foot and they pushed each other away.

Ahri watched them they from a safe distance, remembering what happened to the last guy who interrupted one of their fights

And then…

-¡CREEEEEEEEEEEJ!- A screech they could only hear on their nightmares exploded alerting the whole rift.

Wu, Yi and Ahri were the first ones to see what caused it

It was Xerath's corpse; it was floating on its sealed shape absorbing energy, and it looked like if it was about to…

"¡WE HAVE TO DISCONECT!" Yi screamed "¡Quickly, before…!

BOOOOOOOOOMM