I don't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden! I do own Mayleena, Rina, and Yuki and any other oc's that we may run into during the making story! I also own the plot of this story as far as I'm concerned

Hi! It's me again! I'm GreenPurple18, remember? I'm the authoress of Enter: Mayleena, Rina, and Yuki. This is the sequal to that. Last Time Deidara propsed to Mayleena, and they can't stop wondering what the others will think about it! Lets find out!

And now on the sequal of Enter: Mayleena, Rina, and Yuki. Chapter 1 of Oh, God! The Calamisty is Back!

Chapter 1: You're Getting WHAT?

Deidara and I walked back to the lake unsure of what we should say. I knew I should be happy, but for some reason I felt like things were gonna take a turn for the worst!

When we arrived we agreed to just go with the flow...

"There you two are!" Rina and Yuki exclaimed.

"Where did you two go?" Konan asked.

"We just went on a walk." I replied... It wasn't a lie just... A little short of the whole truth.

"Mayleena," Itachi began, "even without my sharigan I can still tell that you just shortened the truth." He paused, "Why don't you tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing

but the whole truth."

I glanced at Deidara and saw him nod.

"Well," I began, "what would you think if I said that one Akatsuki member proposed to another and the other Akatsuki member said yes?"

They seemed to get the message very clearly and an uproar was created.

"OMG, OMG, OMG!" Yuki shrieked.

"When's the date? When's the date? When's the date?" Konan asked over and over.

"Eeeek! That is soooo exicting!" Rina screamed.

"Didn't think Blondie over there had the guts." Hidan stated.

"Hn." Itachi hn'ed.

A few members like Kakuzu, and Kisame, Pein, and Zetsu stayed quiet either because they didn't know what to say, they lost there voice, or just didn't want to comment.

Tobi glomped Deidara while shouting, "Congratulations, Deidara-sempai!"

"I didn't know you'd be able to muster the guts, Brat." Sasori muttered, "Didn't think you'd grow up so fast."

I looked over at Pein, who had a disaproving look on his face.

"You're getting WHAT?" He yelled infuriated.

"Told you he wouldn't take it well." I muttered to Deidara, "Now cough up the dough."

Deidara secretly passed me twenty bucks, and we turned our attention back to Pein.

"Married." I gulped.

"Absolutely not!" He shouted.

"You can't stop us." I snapped, "You can either let us, or we'll leave the Akatsuki."

"If she leaves then we leave." Rina and Yuki stated.

"If she leaves then I leave." Kisame scowled.

"Ditto." Itachi glared.

"I can't let the brat do anyting to reckless." Sasori sighed.

"Whever Sempai goes Tobi goes, too." Tobi stated.

"Tobi that is really not needed, un." Deidara mumbled.

"If the other girls leave then I'm going to." Konan whispered.

"Konan?" Pein questioned bewildered. He sighed, "Well, I can't loose Konan or most of my members," He paused, "so I guess it'll have to do. Fine, you two get married,

but you have to stay in the Akatsuki."

"Agreed, un." Deidara and I nodded.

Konan then grabbed me by the arm and dragged me off with Yuki and Rina close behind saying, "We've got alot of planning to do."

...That was going to be boring, so Deidara agreed to write his after experiances of all that clamity...

(POV Change - Deidara's POV, Un)

I was talking with the other Akatsuki members but couldn't help but notice Pein glaring daggers at me. Ya know the expression 'if looks could kill I'd be dead'? Well right

now that expression is something I should be saying at the current moment in time

By now I was very annoyed. I wasn't sure why, but I felt as though Pein had no reason to be looking at me the way he was. Finally, I cracked.

"Stop glaring at me, un!" I shouted.

Pein jumped back startled, "I was waiting for you to say something." He paused, "Deidara, we need to talk."

'Oh, dear.'

He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. When we were out of hearing distance from the others he began to talk.

"I am very dissapointed in you, Deidara." He paused, "You know that if you or her become to distracted by each other then I will have to seperate you."

"Yes, sir, un." I nodded, "However, we do not plan to become distracted by anything, un. You know as well as anybody that the two of us can get the job done even IF we

are distracted, un."

"Yes." Pein noddded, "I will give you that much." He sighed, "If you hurt her in any way, shape, or form I will eliminate you."

"Yes, sir, un. Wait, wha-?"

"I think of Mayleena as a daughter." Pein explained, sighing, "And with that, for some reason, comes the desire to protect her."

"I didn't know you cared about her llike that, un." I gaped, "I promise you that I will not hurt her, un."

"You had better not." Pein growled, "If you do you'll wish that you were back in Iwagakure."

"Y-Yes, sir, un." I gulped.

"Now then," Pein began, "We are going to have new members, and I need someone to go get them soon." He paused, "I'm ordering you, Rina, and Sasori to go get them

some time after you and Mayleena are wed."

"Yes, sir, un."

"Will you stop that?" Pein asked/ yelled annoyed.

"Stop what?" I questioned.

"That 'yes, sir' thing you're doing." Pein answered, "It's driving me crazy!"

"Yes, si- I mean, um, uh, Okay, un?" I replied/questioned.

Pein just sighed and walked away.

It was then that I decided to go on a search for Mayleena in hopes that Rina, Yuki, and Konan hadn't killed her yet. Luckily my search didn't last long because as soon as I

walked into the base I saw Mayleena in... a dress?

"Well, this is," I paused thinking of a word, "new."

"Deidara, you're here!" Konan shouted, "That's good. We need your help. Do you think this dress should be white, white and gold, or gold?"

"Uh," I tilted my head to the side, "Does this really have to be formal?"

"That's what I asked," Mayleena stated, "but then they put me in this dress and lectured me about how important being formal is." she paused, looked at the others, and

sighed, "Since both of us agree that it shouldn't be formal isn't that enough to where I don't have to wear a dress?"

"Well," Konan paused, "I suppose."

"Good." Mayleena nodded.

(Time Skip - Two days later, During the Wedding; POV Change - Mayleena's POV)

"And now with the power vested in me," Hidan began, "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now make out with- I mean, you may now kiss the bride."

Deidara kissed me, and, because I wanted to, I kissed back... Plus I think it was instinct. But, hey, who cares?

We broke apart and he stared deeply into my eyes and wispered, "I love you, Mayleena, un."

"Not as much as I love you." I giggled back.

Days later, Rina, Sasori, and Deidara had a mission to bring some other people that I could annoy back to the base.

(Deidara's POV)

"Well, make sure you don't get yourself killed." Mayleena said for the fiftieth time.

"Don't worry, May. I'll be with Sasori-no-danna and Rina. Plus we're just going to fetch some people and come back with them, un." I reasurred for the fiftieth time.

"I know, but," She paused, "but I've never even heard of Treeshagakure before."

I kissed her and than said, "I'll be fine. I promise, un."

"Alright." She sighed.

"Hey, Brat, hurry up. You know I don't like waiting."

"Yeah, yeah. I know, Sasori-no-danna. I'm coming, un." I sighed, "I'll be back soon, un."

"If you die," She began, "I'm gonna kill you."

"Alright." I nodded and headed towards Sasori and Rina. We headed east for about three hours before the road stopped.

"Well, now what?" Rina asked.

"Deidara, get a sky view, so you can see where we are and how much farther we need to go and in which direction." Sasori commanded.

"Who died and made you boss?" I sighed getting on a giant clay bird. I flew up and look around and saw nothing but trees. I looked further east and saw a small village. Well, it was more like a town but it looked like the place Pein had described. I flew back down and reported what I had seen.

"So, we need to go a bit further east?" Rina questioned.

"That's what he said." Sasori nodded.

"Well, what are we waiting for?" She jumped startling Sasori. She headed further on followed by me and then Sasori.

"Does she not have any affected on you?" Sasori asked me.

"Nah." I shook his head, "You get used to it after a while, un."

"Not that." The red head sighed, "She's beautiful, but I really don't want to turn her into a puppet." he paused, "Is it a genjutsu or something?"

"No." I answered simply, "The girls have that affect on people, un. You really can't help but start to like them, un."

"That's obvious considering the fact that you're married." The puppeteer rolled his eyes, "I still don't like this feeling."

"Well, whatever you do," I began, "don't get TO close to her otherwise Kisame will kill you -slowly- with his bear hands and enjoy every minute of it, un."

Moments later we reached the village/town/thing.

"Well, we should first make sure this is Treeshagakure." Sasori stated.

"We know, Sasori-no-danna, un." I scratched my nose, "Why in the world must you treat us like we don't know?"

"Habbit." Sasori shrugged as a chick about Zetsu's age walked over.

"Can I help you people with something?" She asked.

"Um, is this Treeshagakure?" Rina asked.

"Why, yes, it is." The girl nodded, "My name is Leesha."

"What a coinsident." I muttered.

"We're looking for two girls and yourself." Sasori said.

"Setsuko and Natsuki, right?" Leesha questioned.

"Exactly, un." I nodded.

"You're from the Akatsuki." A voice came from the shadows, "Why do you want with us?" A girl about Tobi's hight walked over.

"You're Setsuko, un." I stated, "Correct me if I'm wrong, un."

"You are correct." The girl nodded, "Natsuki should be here any minute now."

"Here I am!" A voice called and the next thing I knew I was eating dirt.

"Nice to see you, too, un." I groaned standing up, "Natsuki, it's been a while, un."

"Deidara." Natsuki spat, "I told you to never look for me again."

"You think I had a choice, un?" I wondered, "Believe me if I had one I wouldn't have even joined the Akatsuki," I paused, "but you of all people should know that I lost my free will a long time ago, un."

"True." The girl nodded.

"Is there something you're not telling us?" Sasori asked, "Why does she look so much like you, Brat?"

"Well, you see," I began, "she's-"

Deidara: Um, how do I know that chick?

GreenPurple18: If I tell you that it would spoil it for everyone who actually reads these chatboxes, and what fun would that be?

Deidara: If you're someone like me it would be alot of fun if you spoiled it.

Natsuki: Treeshagakure? What's that?

GreenPurple18: It was the first name of the village that came to mind.

Setsuko: Of course.

Leesha: That makes sense.

Mayleena: Of course it does. This IS GreenPurple18 we're talking about after all.

GreenPurple18: Okay, that's enough everyone out so I can right the next chapter!