A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away…

pThe real Star Wars

pIt is a dark time for Jedi knights, the Sith have come back to power, and the dark side continues. They have gotten many powerful allies, many weapons and cooler hairstyles then the Jedi side. And even more awful, Sidius hasn't discovered toothpaste yet; his breath remains as funky smelling as before. The evil Sith lord has sewed his "Young apprentice" back together, he figured it would be cheaper than buying a new one. (He obviously didn't hear about the big sale down at K-mart, one Padawan for two dollars, buy eighty nine, get one free!)

pMeanwhile, a secret meeting has taken place in the temple between the council members and all young Jedi knights.

pYoda- (lifting up a piece of pepperoni pizza, dripping with cheese) Great party this is, yes!

pObi-Wan- (helping himself to a large diet Coke (with lemon!), and dressed in a tidy T-shirt with love beads) Totally awesome man!

pMace-Windu- (grooving to the disco music that was playing) Shake your groove thing, ya ya ya!

pAnakin- (looking up at Obi-wan and tugging on his shirt) Um, Master sir, shouldn't we be, like, saving the galaxy or something?

pObi-Wan- no, man, I'm liven young and free, (He looked up at the crowd) peace everybody!

pCrowd- Peace!

pAdi Gallia- (Sitting in the corner with her friends) And he was all like, "oh my Gad," and I was like, "Okayyy". And he's like "Man", and I'm like, "women!" (She and her friends burst into a fit of giggles.)

(Yoda struts over to their table)

pYoda_ So, any of you ladies want to dance?

pAdi_ Like, totally!

p (Over to the right, a drunken group of Jedi knights give a toast)

pKnight (unknown) to the Gin in Qui-Gon Jinn!

pThe knights_ To Gin!

p (On the dance floor, Yoda dances with Adi)

pYoda_ Pretty good dancer I am, Hmmm?

pAdi_ Yeah! Get down groovy boy!

p (She picks Yoda up and balances him on her finger, Yoda squeals and starts disco dancing)

pYoda_ Whoopee! Lookee me!

(Everyone watches Yoda as he twirls on Adi's finger, and they cheer him on)

pAnakin_ Go Yoda (He raises his arms in approval)

(pAnakin pulls his master aside)

pAnakin_(He tries to get Obi-wan's attention, but his master is looking over at a young Jedi, named Siri, with much interest.) Master, isn't this a little soon after Qui-Gon's death to be celebrating? I mean, I like this all and stuff, but I always thought the Jedi were, um… a little more restricted?

p (He gestured over to Yoda, who was trying to kiss Adi while Mace Windu hit him on the back, and a crowd of knights stomped their feet.)

pObi-Wan_ (glancing over at them before returning to his drink) Yeah, man, but this is the sixty's! We're all hippies now! Hey- I got an idea (he takes a brown substance from a refreshment bowl and dirties his teeth) Hey, look everybody! I'm Austin Powers! Yeah baby, yeah!

p (Every one rushes over to the bowl and tries it. Pretty soon the room was filled with many "Yeah baby's" and "Smashing". Anakin sighs.)

pAnakin_ well, if ya can't beat em, join em!

(He takes metal from the rim of a chair and twists them into glasses.)

pAnakin_ (pushing them onto his nose) Look; I'm Harry Potter!

pEveryone_ Oho, Harry Potter!

(There is a mad rush fore the metal. Adi rushes so fast that Yoda falls off her hand.)

pYoda_ (lifting the ends up of his robe so he wouldn't trip and running towards her) Wait for me, wait for me!

p (Everyone gets glasses and dirty teeth then link arms to start sing "Celebration")

pDroid_ Celebrate good times common! Let's celebrate!

pYoda_ (kicking him in the shins) You sing off key, robot twerp!