Facebook Madness
Note: I dunno why I wanted to make this but don't you think it'll be quite intriguing if these people posted stuff and got in trouble for it or something? Yeah I do…
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN FACEBOOK OR THE CHARACTERS…
CHAPTER 1: THE WEBSITE
There has been an addiction spreading all over Amestris ever since computers and the internet was founded. It was called the "Facebook craze".
The Military was no exception.
"Damn Maes… posting all these pictures of his daughter and tagging me. Too much notifications!" Roy grunted as he clicked and clicked on his mouse.
"You're not the only one Chief…" Havoc sighed.
"Well… he tagged every single person in the Military…" Falman stated.
"Just un-tag yourself…" Fuery adviced.
"Good thinking…" Breda uttered.
Suddenly footsteps were heard above the mouse clicking which sent web pages on minimize and paperwork restored.
Riza Hawkeye entered and sat on her desk then pulled out her beloved book.
As soon as the men found it safe, they restored their internet windows and resumed what they were doing before the lieutenant arrived.
ROY MUSTANG: Doing paperwork yet again…=P 2 minutes ago
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Jean Havoc: I feel your pain Xp
Heymans Breda: Sucks!
Vato Falman: Shouldn't we finish the paperwork before the Lieutenant notices?
Kain Fuery: Yeah, I agree…
Roy Mustang: That can wait…
Maes Hughes: Have you seen my latest pictures of Elysia???
Riza closed her book and proceeded to using her computer.
ROY MUSTANG: Doing paperwork yet again…=P
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Riza Hawkeye: I recommend that you men proceed to doing your work or I will cut off the internet 1 minute ago
The men turned to the woman who left the comment and she looked at the screen as if she did nothing.
The rest of that afternoon was quiet, except for the tapping on the keyboard and the clicking of the mouse.
"Are you all done?" Riza questioned, not looking away from what she was doing.
Paperwork was no longer read and sign, but they had to proof read and save all the Military reports. Then the lieutenant gathers all their finished works in a flash disk and brings them to the file room. Easier and definitely no burning paper.
"I like this kind of paperwork…" Havoc yawned putting his feet on his desk as Hawkeye saved his finished work in the flash disk.
Edward Elric and Roy Mustang are now friends.
4 minutes ago
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Alphonse Elric: Oh you're friends now! =^.^=
Edward Elric: Don't get me wrong Al, that's only online
Winry Rockbell: You don't hate the Colonel anymore?
Edward Elric: Just because I added him in my list of friends, doesn't mean he is one!
"I can't believe they're making such a big deal out of that!" Ed growled at his laptop as he drunk an unknown liquid in a cup beside him.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!" Ed screamed as he tasted the liquid, he stared at it and saw that it was white. He paled and immediately threw away the content of the cup in the sink and rinsed as much mouthwash as he could.
He angrily returned to his laptop.
EDWARD ELRIC: SOMEBODY JUST TRIED TO POISON ME WITH THAT F*ING DEVIL LIQUID!!! WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU BETTER SAY YOUR PRAYERS NOW!!!
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Roy Mustang: That's good for you Fullmetal, drink your MILK, you might grow a centimeter or two. Shrimp. a minute ago
Edward Elric: Is this your doing MUSTANG??? AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE CAN'T EVEN USE ALL CAPS???
Alphonse Elric: Sorry brother!!!! Sorry!!! I accidentally exchanged your orange juice with the cup of milk I was suppose to give the cat… SORRY!!!
Edward Elric: AL! YOU…YOU… never mind… DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN EVER!
Ed sighed and reviewed the news feed.
"Why is all Lieutenant Hawkeye's updates a level up or whatever of some game?" he wondered as he scrolled lower.
"Wait… What's this?"
ROY MUSTANG: RIZA HAWKEYE: I said I'm sorry okay… What else do you want me to do?
2 hours ago
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Maes Hughes: What is this??? Roy what are you not telling me?
Jean Havoc: Oooh, Chief…
Rebecca Catalina: Riza, what are you hiding?!
Barry TheChopper: Lieutenant!!!
Winry Rockbell: Aww what happened?
Alphonse Elric: Forgive him, Lieutenant!
Maes Hughes: Al's right… Roy why aren't you answering me???
Riza Hawkeye: It is nothing romantic, you don't have to make a fuss about it.
Roy Mustang: I just screwed up on paperwork and this lieutenant won't let me forget about it.
Riza Hawkeye: If you just concentrated earlier then you wouldn't have screwed that up would you, Colonel?
Roy Mustang: I'm sorry… How many times do I have to say it?
"Okay…" he sighed scrolling lower
WINRY ROCKBELL: I miss you… =( 4 hours ago
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Alphonse Elric: I know he misses you too Winry… I do too=^,^=
Winry Rockbell: Thanks Al… So when are you coming to Risembool?
Alphonse Elric: I dunno with brother…
Edward Elric: Who are you talking about? And I don't really know when we'll be able to go there…
Okay so that's the first chapter… I'm just showing how our characters use the popular site… There'll be an actual story in the next one. Much love and I hope you review, favorite and/or alert. It didn't turn out the way I wanted... aww... I wanna make facebook photo inspired thing like this chat XDD REVIEW PLEASE!!!! *begging*
