A/N: I was bored :P This story should not be taken seriously, it is pure crack xDDD
One day England was drinking tea, England liked tea alot.
Suddenly England heard a knock on the door! It was America!
England was a tsundere, so he pretended not to like America but really he liked America alot!
"What do you want?" England inquired!
"I'm going to rape you!" America stated.
"Bloody Wanker!" exclaimed England.
"But I want to rape you!" America cried!
"Well... ok then", England said.
"But then its not rape!" America exclaimed,
"Its only rape if you do not consent!"
"Ok then, I 'Do Not' want you to rape me."
"Yay", Exclaimed America!
America put Florida into the Thames.
"Remember, I'm raping you, so you have to scream and beg me to stop!"
"Ok!"
Then they heard a noise coming from the closet!
"Who's There?" inquired America.
"Its me, da!" said Russia!
"Well... would you like to join us?" America asked.
"Count me In!" Russia stated.
THE END
