The Night Shendu went crazy
Down in the demon realm, all the demons were thinkin' murders
For the Immortal boys and the immortal girls
When the devil busted in, nearly scared his siblings half to death
He had an Axe in his hands and tobacco on his breathe
For his head to his claws, he was covered in ammo
Like some drunken old Chi master rambo
And he smiled as he said with a glare in his eye
"Now Chan has done it, now he's gonna die!!!!"
The night Shendu went crazy
The night Satan went insane
Realized he'd been treated like garbage
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Well, the demon realm is gone for good
He decided to bomb it
and organs of his siblings would sure make ya vomit
And he tied up Finn and held Ratso hostage
And he grounded up poor Tohro into Demon sausage
And he hit El-Toro with an old German luegar
And he slashed up Jackie like Freddy Keugar
And he took a deep breathe and he barbecued Hak Foo
And he took a big bite and said "Needs more soy sauce"
The night Shendu went crazy
The night Dragonman went nuts
now you can hardly walk around San Fransisco (However you spell that word)
without steppin in someone's guts
There's the 8 immortals and the F. B. I
There's a guy from eye witness news
And Shadow Kun floatin round in the sky
And the spells are flying and The body counts risin
And his siblings are dying to know, "Oh Shendu how could you?"
(Screams of pain from his siblings can be heard)
My, my, my, my, my, my
You use to be such a ruthless guy
Yes Po Kong, now Shendu's doing time
In a republication prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry, no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 years
But now, Black is in therapy, Uncle is still nervous
And Ratso got a job working for the social services
And they say, Hsi Wu, he's on the phone every night
with his lawyer negoitiating Jade's rights
They're all talking bout the night Shendu went crazy
The night Lizard boy flipped his lid
Broke his back for some Talesmens
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Shendu went crazy
The night Satan went insane
Realized he'd been treated like garbage
something finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must've snapped.........In his brain
(Scene ends with Shendu in a giant straight jacket with his tongune hanging out, with drool falling out of his mouth and he's in a room made of rubber and then the door closes on him with a sign that says "DO NOT OPEN!!!" Then it fades to black)
THE END OF THIS INSANITY HAS BEGUN!!!
A/N: I don't hate Shendu or any of the characters, I just wrote this insane parody because it came to my mind
