The Night Shendu went crazy

Down in the demon realm, all the demons were thinkin' murders

For the Immortal boys and the immortal girls

When the devil busted in, nearly scared his siblings half to death

He had an Axe in his hands and tobacco on his breathe

For his head to his claws, he was covered in ammo

Like some drunken old Chi master rambo

And he smiled as he said with a glare in his eye

"Now Chan has done it, now he's gonna die!!!!"

The night Shendu went crazy

The night Satan went insane

Realized he'd been treated like garbage

Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the demon realm is gone for good

He decided to bomb it

and organs of his siblings would sure make ya vomit

And he tied up Finn and held Ratso hostage

And he grounded up poor Tohro into Demon sausage

And he hit El-Toro with an old German luegar

And he slashed up Jackie like Freddy Keugar

And he took a deep breathe and he barbecued Hak Foo

And he took a big bite and said "Needs more soy sauce"

The night Shendu went crazy

The night Dragonman went nuts

now you can hardly walk around San Fransisco (However you spell that word)

without steppin in someone's guts

There's the 8 immortals and the F. B. I

There's a guy from eye witness news

And Shadow Kun floatin round in the sky

And the spells are flying and The body counts risin

And his siblings are dying to know, "Oh Shendu how could you?"

(Screams of pain from his siblings can be heard)

My, my, my, my, my, my

You use to be such a ruthless guy

Yes Po Kong, now Shendu's doing time

In a republication prison for his infamous crime

Hey, little friend, now don't you cry, no more tears

He'll be out with good behavior in 700 years

But now, Black is in therapy, Uncle is still nervous

And Ratso got a job working for the social services

And they say, Hsi Wu, he's on the phone every night

with his lawyer negoitiating Jade's rights

They're all talking bout the night Shendu went crazy

The night Lizard boy flipped his lid

Broke his back for some Talesmens

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Shendu went crazy

The night Satan went insane

Realized he'd been treated like garbage

something finally must've snapped in his brain

Wo, Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Tell ya, something finally must've snapped.........In his brain

(Scene ends with Shendu in a giant straight jacket with his tongune hanging out, with drool falling out of his mouth and he's in a room made of rubber and then the door closes on him with a sign that says "DO NOT OPEN!!!" Then it fades to black)

THE END OF THIS INSANITY HAS BEGUN!!!

A/N: I don't hate Shendu or any of the characters, I just wrote this insane parody because it came to my mind