No this is not a song fic with that song from Disney's Tarzan, felt the need to write something but can't post the new chapter of The Mutant Riots so I thought about one scene in the Mutant Riots where Donny tells the story of how he had to explain to Raph that it's anatomicaly impossible for him to have Sex with Joi, so...For this story, will be not much more then a couple of scenes juxtaposeing what the Ninja Turtles were doing and what my Humanimals in their world were doing at the exact same time, I mean since my Humanimal Universe has Batman Villains and other DC characters in it I could simply put it as an AU in the Batman the Animated Series Fanfics BATMAN AU EVERYONE LIVES IN A SPACE FARING FUTURE WHERE FURRIES CO-EXIST WITH HUMANS! But considering how little traffic the BTAS Fanfics are getting (My story I last updated weeks ago is still on the front page) It's probobly better I just put this in the TMNT section

Since I have decided in the Humanimal Universe it's always one season behind on the TMNT universe, since in this story it's January in the Humanimal Earth in the Turtles Earth, it's May and this is just after they've defeated the Tengu Shredder, once again I will remind my veiwers that in my continuity Fast Forward and Back to the Sewer NEVER happened, but Turtles Forever did this is between Season Five and Turtles Forever

It was late, 2 in the morning, the only Turtles who were still up were Donny and Raph, it had been two weeks since the defeat of the Tengu Shredder, the TMNT had made peace with the Foot Clan and Karai and Chaplin planned to move the Foot Clan somewhere else, they didn't know where yet, but they planned to relocate and reprioritize (Were Karai and Chaplin an item? None of the Turtles were sure and quite frankly no one wished to know, they were quite content to a 'dont ask don't tell' policy on that matter)

Donny was in his bedroom, he was still awake because he had to stay awake, he knew what Raph had planned tonight and he had to break the awful truth to him before things got out of hand, Don felt himself get hot in the cheeks just thinking about it...During his years when suffering his silent crush on April Don realized after touching himself one night that...His genitals were likely too big to even fit inside April, struch by this realization, Don got on his computer checked human anatomy websites and double checked his math more times then he could count, and he was accurate in his hypothisis, the Mutant Terrapin Penis was a scaled up version of the Normal Terrapin Penis to large and quite frankly it's bulbous and unwieldy shape would make it painful for a Human Female even if it was small enough to penatrate.

During the time with their Fellow Acolytes Raph had become more then friends with Joi, he had apparently fallen in love with the Human Warrior and to everyone surprise...She seemed to return the feelings...After revealing they were alive, Don had no doubts Raph planned to consumate his feelings with Joi, and Don knew he had to give Raph the truth before Raph was already in the bedroom with Joi (And Don could not fault Joi for not having an encylopedic knowladge of Reptile Sex, after all she was a warrior not a scientist like April was)

Don could hear Raph's footsteps, he knew he was getting ready to make his escape long after Splinter and Leo were asleep, and Don was the only one who could stop him, Don was shaking, he never had to stop Raph on his own, that noramlly was what Leo did but Leo had no idea what Raph was planning, and Leo had never given any thought to the differences between them and Humans.

Don took a deep breath he knew he had to do this quick, like pulling off a band-aid.

He quickly exited his bedroom and dashed to meet Raph.

"Donny!" Raph exclaimed "What the shell?!"

Don looked at Raph's left hand, in it was a boquet of flowers, and hearing Raph's voice, he actually detected no anger at all merely being startled since he wasn't expecting him since he thought everyone was asleep

Don gulped at first he was nervous about coming to blows with Raph, at this point he was genuinly feeling awful about ruining Raph's happiness but he knew this had to be done.

"Raph..." Don said his voice trembling "...We...We really need to talk?"

"About what Donny?" Raph was starting to become annoyed

"About...Joi...And how we Turtles are different from Humans...Look! I know how much Joi means to you, but please before you go at least listen to what I have to say!" Donny looked at his brother's face. Raph still seemed irritated, but he didn't seem to tensing for a fight, he folded his arms, Perhaps the fact Donny wasn't forbidding Raph to leave like Leo probobly would but merely asking for a few minutes of time was probobly all the difference

"Fine Donny, I'm listening." Was all Raph said

"Raph..." Don was wincing at the sound of his own voice "...I know you and Joi have feeling for each other...But have you ever stopped and thought that maybe...We're...Too big?"

"What da shell ya talkin ;'bout Donny?" Raph asked his voice low and dangerous.

Don had prepared for this moment, he had hidden a book of human anatomy under the sofa cusions and had bookmarked the nessacary page, he whipped out the book

"I'm talking about this!" Don said as firmly as he could "I'm talking about the fact our dicks are too big for Human Females!"

Don tensed, he was ready for this to be the ppint Raph would lunge at him, bash his face in...But actually Raph didn't do that, Don's words seemed to hit the Hotheaded Brother like a frieght train, the bouqet fell from his hand

"You...You sure Donny?" Raph asked his voice trembling, Donny could scarcley believe what he was hearing...Raph's voice...Trembling.

"Postive." Don said calmly, turning to the bookmarked page "After studying the differences between our antomy and Human Anatomy I realized that any attempt on our part to penatrate a Human Female could very likely...Break her pelvis among other things."

Raph, couldn't argue with that, Don thought for a moment he could see the wheels in his brother's head turning as Raph realized for the first time difference in size of his genitals compared to a human male and his horror at realizing the mantra...Bigger is better, isn't always the case.

"Shit." Was all Raph could say

"I'm really sorry Raph..." Don started to say...But Raph turned harshly and wentback to his bedroom slamming the door behind him.

Don looked at the abandoned bouquet and picked it up, all red long stem roses, the blossoms not yet fully opened.

Don felt awful at what he had to to do, but at the same time he was amazed that he got Raph through to Raph at all, his red banded brother so defiant, so willing to fight against everything...Was talked down by his most soft spoken and pasifist brother.

As Don went back to bed, he thought about how he backed up his argument his logic and facts instead of Leo's old stand by of 'Cuz Splinter said so' Don thought for a moment that maybe the reason Raph was such a rule breaker was because if a rule didn't make sense to him, he saw no reason to follow it, and for a moment Don thought that maybe he had more in common with Raph then he previously thought.

So yeah...I'll put myHumanimal Characters in the next chapter