"Monster High Does Geico"

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Disclaimer: I do not own Monster High at all. Monster High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the MH books, Lisi Harrison. Anyway, since I was bored, I'd figured I'd do another random piece. Just so you know, I was inspired by the Geico commercials to do this, so here you go!

P.S.: I know this chapter is not based on an actual real-life GEICO commercial, I decided to come up with some original ones that hasn't been used by GEICO yet. So, here you go, fellas!


Chapter 1: Heath Burns Vs. Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Robots


Invisi Billy and Spectra Vondergeist were seen hanging out outside Monster High, when Billy turned to Spectra (who was busy blogging on her computer).

"Hey Billy, did you know that you can save 15 minutes of car insurance by switching to Geico?" Spectra replied.

"Sure, everyone at Monster High knows that." Billy shrugged.

"Well..." Spectra sighed. "Did you know that Heath Burns took on two robots at one time?"

"What?" Invisi Billy raised his eyebrow.

Meanwhile, Heath Burns was at his bedroom, reading a dirty magazine when he heard knocking on the door.

"Who is it?" Heath replied.

"Pizza delivery!" A voice spoke through the door.

"Mmmmmm, all right!" Heath exclaimed, "I bet it's that hot ghost pepper pizza with Scarreroni!"

And as Heath rushed to the door and opened it, he was greeted by two lifesize robots. One was red and the other was blue. Apparently, they were none other than two of the Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Robots! Looking up at them, Heath took in a gulp.

"It's... meal time... bitch." The blue robot said to Heath.

Still looking up at them, Heath uttered out his final words:

"OH SHIT..."

And that's when the two robots pummeled on Heath with their blocky, yet metallic fists, kicking his ass to no end in sight. While Heath was having his ass handed to him, the Geico announcer spoke out:

GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.


Poor Heath, can't help but feel sorry for him! LOL

Anyway, what do I have planned for next chapter? You'll have to find out, my ghouls and mansters! Until then, feedbacks are welcome!